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officer can you drop us off at my place please? we may let you watch


It's not bloody fair!!

All of my fantasies were going to come to fruition and now look what you've done!
Excuse me Norm. But I'm back. I am no longer sick, but everyone in my house is. SO STAND BACK!
I am covered with a deadly virus. This truly is the END OF THE LINE!


While you ladies are all being devilish, I'll just slip in at the end of the line and leave you to it....whatever 'it' is! Ahem! Put that horn down!
Navy (I'm from a long line of seafarers)

Rugby Union or American Football?
I do, Halloween is on my spiritual calendar

You have been wronged; which do you most want to hear? An APOLOGY or ACKNOWLEDGEMENT of why you feel the way you do?
a shell, piece of driftwood, and feather off a tranquil rock strewn beach
Generally, neither, but for the sake of the game, Eminem.

Hot toddy or large brandy to relieve flu symptoms?
I heard on the grapevine that Lynara likes to play pat-a-cake - with untamed lions!
Granted, but you don't recognise its perfection until it's over...

I wish I didn't suffer so many goddamn headaches!!!
You know things are bad when you go to make lemonade with the lemons life gave you - but you don't have a suitable recipe!
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Most positive emotions? Standing there not long ago with my groom on my arm, both of us all tuxed and bow tied, and being wed in front of about 200 people!


congrats my sweet friend. That's amazing.

Amazing that I could come that close to hyperventilating from nerves without dying!


that's great, hon. HUGS
You know things are bad when you stare blankly at your children when they're talking about what they can do on their phones!