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I am a Saggitarian and I don't read my horoscope daily. However, I do read it whenever I come across it in a newspaper or magazine...


Have you ever changed your mind about something you held very strong views on?
Nope... I don't do pointless


Would you ever go there just to say you'd been?
Sunil! Have you been raiding the 'dress-up' box again?

Oh, sod off now and let me claim my rightful prize...
I heard another rumour about Paul: once upon a time he tried to eat a whole loaf of bread by sucking it through a straw... (but you didn't hear it from me)
arrested for speaking her mind when it wasn't her turn to...
Is there NOTHING they won't do for attention
(The person whose name I mustn't mention)
It's a cause of such frustration
That such naked desperation
Is a cover for their pathetic pretension!
Okay, you've all had your fun, a laugh, a bit of a giggle, but the time has come for me to claim my prize as the last poster in this here thread.

Any objections?
I love and lose them and I love again..a never ending dance. Lmao
Arrested for impersonating a ghost reader at a psychics and mediums convention...
I heard it said that Paul scared the bejeezus out of himself one night when he caught a glimpse of his own reflection in a mirror... but you didn't hear it from me...
When I was a kid I believed that things would always be better tomorrow...
I did hear a rumour that when Ginger was first told what guys have between their legs she cracked up in hysterics and could not stop laughing for three whole days...


It's also rumoured she had the same sort of reaction the first time she saw a guy naked.... but you didn't hear that from me...
need the neighbours' teenage kids' end-of-exams party to finish...😡