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Never been bumped by a bear in a tea cup before! That's a first for me
Fun in the sun - not coordinated enough for skiing!

Summer or Winter?
My cat sleeps next to me sometimes. He's my Velveteen Kitty


Nachos or quesadillas
Darling friend I love you
A superb human being
Very rare and one of a kind
Entire soul and essence is beautiful
Loving and sweet
Is kind to all
Nice as can be
Deeply amusing
A great friend to have
Just the most amazing author ever
A cool guy
So happy he joined
Everything he writes is gold.

LMAO. If I had no neighbors. Lmao

Would ever tip anyone a $100.00? Or more?
Banned for spending more time in this thread than I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Granted, but you keep making the same post on the same thread on SS every day for the rest of your life...

I wish AD rapid memory improvement
Commission

"I deserve commission, don't you think?"
he asked his boss, face turning pink
"I've worked twice as hard as anybody here
And helped deliver a bumper profit this year"
His boss looked at him with utter disdain,
Saying "not this goddamn subject again!
Like I've told you several times before
You are not going to get another penny more.
Your figures really don't impress me much
Cos you're only just about keeping touch
With the other members of the team.
Your figures aren't as impressive as they seem.
Now get your mind back on your work
And stop being such an annoying jerk.
If you don't like the rules, there's the door:
You don't have to work here anymore"
Humiliated and fearful of the sack
He served his next customer with yet another Big Mac...
Still has a schoolgirl crush on Barney Rubble from the Flinstones!


Who? I need to get out more! Hi Ginger 😀

Piranha 3D

Richard Dreyfuss