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Rose are red
That much is true
But why the hell do people say
That violets are blue?
Violets are violet
That's how they got their name
Anyone not colour blind
Can see they're not the same
It drives me insane
This descriptive inaccuracy
All for the sake
Of 'humorous' poetry
This is an issue
That cannot be ignored
It has to be stopped
And proper order restored
Take up the cause
Come join in the fight
End this inaccuracy
Come, let's do what is right!
Roses ARE often red
But violets are never blue
So don't you believe everything
That silly poets tell you!
That much is true
But why the hell do people say
That violets are blue?
Violets are violet
That's how they got their name
Anyone not colour blind
Can see they're not the same
It drives me insane
This descriptive inaccuracy
All for the sake
Of 'humorous' poetry
This is an issue
That cannot be ignored
It has to be stopped
And proper order restored
Take up the cause
Come join in the fight
End this inaccuracy
Come, let's do what is right!
Roses ARE often red
But violets are never blue
So don't you believe everything
That silly poets tell you!
piste - French for 'drunk'
cockle - mess-up everything
pasty - decline a cup of the beverage
German - an infectious male
buttercup - a receptacle made from a dairy product
strawberry jam - a snarl-up of strawberries (and other fruits)
corset - a group of apple cores
dawn chorus - a choir of ladies named Dawn
teetotal - the number of tees on a golf course
cockle - mess-up everything
pasty - decline a cup of the beverage
German - an infectious male
buttercup - a receptacle made from a dairy product
strawberry jam - a snarl-up of strawberries (and other fruits)
corset - a group of apple cores
dawn chorus - a choir of ladies named Dawn
teetotal - the number of tees on a golf course
When I was a kid, the other boys used to say the girls were yuck. I didn't think so but shut up. If one just looks at the avatar pictures of the three women directly above me, LaJumelleMauvaise, TaliaRussell and Kiera, it is absolutely clear they were wrong!! Wow! You talk about Babes! Woohoo!
beside - the flank of a stinging insect
brazen - an enlightened donkey
unfounded - lost, mislaid
founded - relocated, no longer missing or lost
ballast - a stutterer saying 'blast'!
cornet - a net for catching apple cores
Aden - a hiding place/private space
estimate - hold a friend in high regard
chosen - somewhere between chilly and frozen
brazen - an enlightened donkey
unfounded - lost, mislaid
founded - relocated, no longer missing or lost
ballast - a stutterer saying 'blast'!
cornet - a net for catching apple cores
Aden - a hiding place/private space
estimate - hold a friend in high regard
chosen - somewhere between chilly and frozen
Quote by gypsyQuote by the_enchantress
Sleep
Sleep my love,
Close your tired eyes and
Rest your head upon my chest.
Close your eyes as I keep you safe,
From harm, I softly sing into your ear.
You are my heart and my loving angel,
I promise to keep you out of harm's way.
In me you've found a forever home,
You won't ever have to leave.
Sleep my love,
Never leave these arms for too long.
I vow to take care of you so tenderly.
You're the needle in the proverbial haystack and
I'm the luckiest girl in the world.
Dream beautiful dreams as you rest
Your tired body and soul.
Take my energy, anything that you need
All things I give you freely.
Sleep my love,
For in the morning you'll awake and
I'll caress your face and kiss you deeply.
You'll awaken next to me as a new day shall begin.
I'll shower you with love until you sleep again.
Very sweet and loving, Margot. I'm glad you have it submitted to the front of the site as well.
Thank you, gypsy. š©ššš“. š©šš“šššµšš«
Quote by Kiera
LOL Love that one
Concert - a criminal with a license
Multi-task - Something men cannot do
Property - a cup of British tea (not that American green stuff eeeewww)
I had a "why didn't I think of that" moment when I read this. Made me laugh out loud, too!
confine - a financial penalty on a prisoner
abuse - working the chest muscles
assure - a confident donkey
permit - the unit cost of a hand-warmer
capable - dress a spherical object in a large cloth covering
balloon - a fanatic about balls
tricky - a joke lock opener (or a mock ecstasy tablet!)
decide - a town in Scotland
refine - penalise again
