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What a wonderful idea, Miss T...

My childhood memories are somewhat faded, but I did believe my mother when she told me that she always knew if I was lying to her as she could see a black spot in my eyes. I spent hours looking in the mirror trying to find it!
Apr 19th 1770 - British explorer Captain James Cook 1st sights Australia

Would like to marry a prince for love... but will settle for wealth, indulgence and a life of luxury instead.
Granted - but you're a gay s & m addict with an aggressive personality disorder.

I wish I had been able to sleep for another couple of hours last night
Sleep

Sleep my love,
Close your tired eyes and
Rest your head upon my chest.
Close your eyes as I keep you safe,

From harm, I softly sing into your ear.
You are my heart and my loving angel,
I promise to keep you out of harm's way.
In me you've found a forever home,
You won't ever have to leave.

Sleep my love,
Never leave these arms for too long.
I vow to take care of you so tenderly.
You're the needle in the proverbial haystack and
I'm the luckiest girl in the world.

Dream beautiful dreams as you rest
Your tired body and soul.
Take my energy, anything that you need
All things I give you freely.

Sleep my love,
For in the morning you'll awake and
I'll caress your face and kiss you deeply.
You'll awaken next to me as a new day shall begin.
I'll shower you with love until you sleep again.
granted - but your are captured by cannibals and you ARE dinner


I wish life could be a dream...
granted - but as the leader of a gang of geriatric hooligans you are constantly being beaten-up

I wish I wasn't such a smart-ass (sometimes )
banned for knowing that I AM smarter than you... and refusing to accept that fact
Now, c'mon, Paul. Let's not fall out over this. You KNOW that this is my space and that you are actually trespassing. I am more than happy to let it go... if you leave now and promise to not return. Deal?
Granted - but nobody else will talk to you either!

I wish my football (soccer) team were not on such a poor run of form (seven straight defeats!!!)
has a police caution for hassling street lights during the day time
Only speaks to people wearing Easter Bonnets - at Christmas!
Oi! Bloody interloper!

Bugger off and leave my space alone!