banned for not all joining the SS band 'The Banned Band'
Granted - but you're a gay s & m addict with an aggressive personality disorder.
I wish I had been able to sleep for another couple of hours last night
Sleep
Sleep my love,
Close your tired eyes and
Rest your head upon my chest.
Close your eyes as I keep you safe,
From harm, I softly sing into your ear.
You are my heart and my loving angel,
I promise to keep you out of harm's way.
In me you've found a forever home,
You won't ever have to leave.
Sleep my love,
Never leave these arms for too long.
I vow to take care of you so tenderly.
You're the needle in the proverbial haystack and
I'm the luckiest girl in the world.
Dream beautiful dreams as you rest
Your tired body and soul.
Take my energy, anything that you need
All things I give you freely.
Sleep my love,
For in the morning you'll awake and
I'll caress your face and kiss you deeply.
You'll awaken next to me as a new day shall begin.
I'll shower you with love until you sleep again.
Combines ballet dancing and marching as a hobby
wears his glasses on the back of his head for fun...
cuts all of his food into perfect 1cm cubes.
banned for unlicensed banning...
wishes he wasn't 60 years old...
is actually only 60 centimetres tall
Granted - but nobody else will talk to you either!
I wish my football (soccer) team were not on such a poor run of form (seven straight defeats!!!)
has a police caution for hassling street lights during the day time
Only speaks to people wearing Easter Bonnets - at Christmas!
Oi! Bloody interloper!
Bugger off and leave my space alone!
I do.
Is allergic to her flowers.
Teaches German to wallabies.