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sun - son

grate - great

meat - meet

beat - beet

weak - week

leak - leek

torte - taught

faun - fawn

rude - rood

apes - apse

laps - lapse

choir - quire
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Ah, the delectable Miss T. How wonderful to see you again. Now, if you wouldn't mind just toddling off and doing whatever it is you need to be doing, I'll reclaim my spot right here. Thank you SO much
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pity - 3.14159265359 cups of the beverage

regret - gret again!

reconsider - spy-on from the inside

telemarketer - one who sell televisions

cold caller - a chilly visitor

opportune - a song or music from an opera

inopportune - listening to a song or tune AT an opera

favourable - prefer one ball over another

despise - savoury or sweet bakery items made by Des

denial - de river in Egypt
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Either - so long as it's laced with a generous dash of brandy (I cannot stand Coke!!!)


sexy lingerie or role play?
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Granted - but you are so busy being organised that you never get anything done!

I wish I had not put the weight back on that I shed a couple of years ago
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Is actually a cute 'n' cuddly pussycat behind that tough exterior. Someone whom I have come to like a great deal
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Granted - but you get attacked by a swarm of midget jellyfish who hound you until you leave the water.

I wish I knew what was coming next...
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Aug 25th 1768 - Captain James Cook departs from Plymouth, England on his first voyage, on board the Endeavour, bound for the Pacific Ocean
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banned for 'cooking up' a reason to ban the previous banner.
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Ella Enchanted - starring the ridiculously pretty Anne Hathaway
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Quote by TaliaRussell
In the first line: five
In the second line: seven,
In the third line: five.

Clever!

traditionally,
haiku is beautiful
simple poetry

Ha! A six-word haiku.
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Granted - but you have polymorphic light eruption (sun allergy!) and have to stay indoors

I wish I was nicer to Ginger... ()
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Granted - but you never have anywhere to call home again.

I wish I could afford to run a car again...
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Paul was the inspiration for the 'Bunny Boiler' scene in the movie Fatal Attraction
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definitely banned for implying that I implied something that was not implied...
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Quote by paulus
Quote by TaliaRussell
Paul, you forgot to leave a question!

Onion rings or French fries?


Oops!

And Andy, I can't choose, I haven't the foggiest idea what BO means


BO = Body Odour
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Granted - but you teleport to the furthest edge of the galaxy where you can't teleport back from

I wish all the things that are bad for you weren't...
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