Quote by KieraQuote by authorised1960
Banned for mentioning and band that ought be banned.
OMG!! How could you???
Banned for saying blasphemous things about the worlds best rock band.
Banned for using the word blasphemous so casually.
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Forceps - one more than three ceps
pistol -the price of peeing
total - the number of toes
spendthrift - money spent in charity shops
exorbitant - a former astronaut
taken - a poor relation to tae kwon do
Parent - the cost of hiring two of something
teacher - a lecturer on tea
parson - an average male descendent.
pistol -the price of peeing
total - the number of toes
spendthrift - money spent in charity shops
exorbitant - a former astronaut
taken - a poor relation to tae kwon do
Parent - the cost of hiring two of something
teacher - a lecturer on tea
parson - an average male descendent.
waiter - someone with patience
expert - someone who was small but isn't any more
sailor - one who sells cheaply
tailor - a teller of stories
fortune - a tune of only four notes
chatterbox - a box to keep your chatter in
laundry - a place for drying your lawn (laun?)
Sellotape - a place that sells tape
I could go on all day
expert - someone who was small but isn't any more
sailor - one who sells cheaply
tailor - a teller of stories
fortune - a tune of only four notes
chatterbox - a box to keep your chatter in
laundry - a place for drying your lawn (laun?)
Sellotape - a place that sells tape
I could go on all day
Quote by KieraQuote by Ajax
Ok, the idea is to supply a word(s) the supply your own a definition for that word in a funny, punny kinda way.
Example : Hostage - the feeling you get when guests won't leave .
Selfish - What they do at seafood shops.
Ok , there ya go have fun .
love that one
Lobster - someone who throws poorly
Roman - Man you likes to row boats
Acre - someone who aches
ahhhhhhh! nice
Twister - A contortionist