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Ok, the idea is to supply a word(s) the supply your own a definition for that word in a funny, punny kinda way.


Example : Hostage - the feeling you get when guests won't leave .

Selfish - What they do at seafood shops.


Ok , there ya go have fun .
I've gone all cultural today: listening to a compilation of popular Opera 'stuff': Nessun Dorma, The Pearl Fishers Duet, The Humming Chorus, La Donna E Mobile, O Sole Mio, Si Un Jour, Anvil Chorus and so on. Lovely!
Is most kind and loving and wise. A very beautiful soul and friend and friend to have.
It has long been a source of amusement to me that those who are the most obnoxious of character are the ones who squeal the loudest and longest when they are treated in the same manner.
There comes a time in your life
Whether you be husband or wife
When you wake up one day
Look at your spouse and say
"What did I do to deserve such strife?"





(alternate last line: "I'd like to slit your throat with a knife" )
Wears lambs-wool underwear on birthdays and special occasions.
What goes around inevitably comes around. It's wonder some folk don't walk around wearing a crash helmet...
May 15th 1730 - Robert Walpole becomes effectively Britain's 1st prime minister (was: chief min)