Africaans lessons in an air conditioned room.
Scare the crap out of people with other things
What is the color for go?
There was something quite odd about Mary:
Was it her armpits, so hairy?
Or was it that she was blessed
With hairs on her chest?
Maybe that's why they call Mary scary!
Tree hyrax calling, in my garden
He writes very amusing little poems and limmericks.
I'll be your guide. .. we'll finish in Cape Town, after travelling down the coastline, following the garden route. We can then do a tour of the vineyards in Stellenbosch before heading to table mountain and then the Cape of good hope..... We can even speak Afrikaans!
Would you like to go to Namibia?
Road trip from East to Southern Africa.
Shall we take anyone else?
You know what sucks, it is waiting.
There was a Giraffe called Ed
Who decided to buy a new bed
They were all too small
Because he was so tall
So he bought a jacuzzi instead.
Right now, I really need to put on a load of laundry
Clouds at Sunset
Frogs or Toads
Frozen.... Let it go... Let it go
There once was a Golden Baboon
Who decided to visit the moon
But try as he might
He couldn't get a flight
And returned home feeling like a buffoon.