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Scare the crap out of people with other things

What is the color for go?
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a warm and gentle spirit..


A gentleman and a scholar. An all-round good guy.
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~*~ did I do it right??

Yes and no, AABBA is correct, the meter isn't spot on. If you go back a bit in this thread, You'll find somethin I wrote about the rules for limericks.
But with a little effort, and forgive me for stealing your words:

When you finally do find your place
Show some real class and also some grace
Never tell any lies
And don't overly sigh
And remember to wash your sweet face


The rules for the rhyme do not matter:
Don't use them to severly batter
A tryer at writing
Who's cleverly delighting
With his nonsensical chatter!


Perhaps you are wondering why
I did not let this question go by
I think I had the right
was just being polite
cause when a lady asks one should reply


Indeed, sir, your manners bring you credit
And now I believe we should let it
Take a course that is natural
Be it fiction or factual
And leave it to others to edit!
There was something quite odd about Mary:
Was it her armpits, so hairy?
Or was it that she was blessed
With hairs on her chest?
Maybe that's why they call Mary scary!
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Quote by GIGGLES
~*~ did I do it right??

Yes and no, AABBA is correct, the meter isn't spot on. If you go back a but in this thread, You'll find somethin I wrote about the rules for limericks.
But with a little effort, and forgive me for stealing your words:

When you finally do find your place
Show some real class and also some grace
Never tell any lies
And don't overly sigh
And remember to wash your sweet face


The rules for the rhyme do not matter:
Don't use them to severly batter
A tryer at writing
Who's cleverly delighting
With his nonsensical chatter!
I'll be your guide. .. we'll finish in Cape Town, after travelling down the coastline, following the garden route. We can then do a tour of the vineyards in Stellenbosch before heading to table mountain and then the Cape of good hope..... We can even speak Afrikaans!

Would you like to go to Namibia?
A nosegay is just a bunch of flowers
The 'Gift' is a bunch of special powers
A day is just twenty-four hours
Lemons and limes are a pair of sours

A poem is a group of words that rhyme
(At least they do some of the time)
Larceny is just a petty crime
Dirt is just another name for grime

To come out on top is to be the best
To act the fool is to jape and jest
To badger and annoy is to be a pest
Taking a nap is getting much needed rest

Rain and sunshine is just the weather
An ultimatum means it's now or never
Lonely apart means we should be together
Eternity is just another name for forever

To start afresh is to begin again
To sap of energy is to physically drain
To huff and puff is to stress and strain
To be intelligent is to have a brain

To press lips together is to enjoy a kiss
To yearn for someone is to really miss
But trying to find any meaning in all of this
Is to realise I'm just taking the......
Road trip from East to Southern Africa.

Shall we take anyone else?
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Do you believe in Sasquatch?


Never really gave it much thought

Where have you traveled to?
There was a Giraffe called Ed
Who decided to buy a new bed
They were all too small
Because he was so tall
So he bought a jacuzzi instead.
There once was a Golden Baboon
Who decided to visit the moon
But try as he might
He couldn't get a flight
And returned home feeling like a buffoon.