Y'all...Drew needs coffee bad today, I think.

He broke a game by accident - he was pulling too hard or something. He laughed about it, though, and I love that he's not perfect.

My story was finally approved, y'all.

You can find and read it here: https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/realistic-fiction/loving-her-in-silence-2 <-----------

...well, here's hoping it gets approved. I put it in realistic fiction but the mods have permission to move it if need be.

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I don't know why not. So you're thinking of something like Freaky Friday where an adult returns to being a child (so fantasy)? Or just adults behaving like children (so more humour or drama depending on the approach)? I think you would need to keep things age-appropriate but it sounds like you have thought of that. Maybe drop Molly a note or post about it in Forum/Site Guidelines?

Not quite. If you regress, you are that age mentally, although biologically, you are usually much older. It's usually a way to cope with things like trauma but some people like to do it just for fun. My story features the latter and has the two main characters in a loving relationship - one is regressed and the other is their caregiver.

Anyone know whether we're allowed to post nonsexual age regression stories here?

Everything is totally nonsexual and all parties are of adult age biologically.

Three things. One, George (the announcer) recently referred to Drew as 'dreamy Drew' and I'm still thinking about it almost two weeks later.

Two, Drew started adding 'you're a good person' to his end of show sign-off in addition to 'I love you,' and I get all warm and fuzzy inside just from thinking about it.

And three, he winked on Thursday's episode and I lost it. If he's trying to win my heart, it's working (even though he's already got my entire heart and then some).

Oh man. Oh man.

Despite being Sunday, today marks 16 years since Drew started hosting (and 16 years since I fell in love with him).

I think it goes without saying that I love him more than I'll ever be able to express in words, but I'm saying so anyway.

Oh man. Oh man.

There are two nighttime shows this week - one tonight and one on Friday night - in addition to the five regular daytime ones.

Sometimes I think Drew exists just to press my buttons and I love it.

Oh man. Oh man.

Drew recently described himself as a junkie for love, and I've yet to hear anything more accurate - as if I didn't love him enough already. He's a real life angel (or as close to one as you can get).

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Drew was always pretty flirty, in a wholesome, inclusive sort of way. Talented guy.

Oh good, it's not just me. And talented is an understatement - but I'm biased.

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Episode three? Wild. Somebody spun a dollar and then got the dollar again during their bonus spin. Plus they won the showcase.

Drew was wearing black glasses with a plaid suit. He looked edible as usual and every time he smiled, I got butterflies.

So, episode two. Drew has definitely gone completely gray and I'm absolutely here for it.

Not only that, but he seems flirtier than usual (but that might just be me).

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I haven't watched The Price is Right in years. I loved it when I was a child. You got to watch it whenever you were home sick from school. It was always a treat. I have Paramount, so it would be fun to watch it again, and I have always been fond of Drew Carey.

Watching it when I was sick is what I did before Drew.

After he took over, I tried to stay home on purpose to see him even though I recorded it and could see him after school.

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Elyse, the only person who could go on Price Is Right, win big, and be disappointed because her prize wasn't Drew. 🤣 I should tune it in someday when I'm working from home just to see what it is like with him. Except I don't have any access to regular TV right now due to cutting the cord. 😊

Well, you're not wrong. I'd be happy just sharing the same space as him even if I didn't get on stage, but at the same time, I'd rather win Drew's heart than any prizes.

And if you've got access to CBS' website and/or Paramount+, you can watch the new season. Plus, if you have Pluto and/or YouTube, you can see older ones.

Only one episode into season 52 and it looks like another wild one, Everyone won their pricing game today and somebody even spun a dollar on the wheel.

Drew, of course, looked good enough to eat - and the first I love you of the season felt really, really good.

I guess I have to sit corrected cause here it is:

https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/poetry/your-sweetest-dream <------------

First of all, I finally wrote something so keep your fingers crossed that it gets approved (though I doubt it will cause it's...not great).

Oh, and four days and one more rerun to go until season 52. I'm so hyped it's not even funny.

If y’all want to know how long I’ve been whipped for Drew…well…

I used to try to skip school a lot during my senior year of high school cause he’d just started hosting TPIR and I didn’t want to wait till after school to watch him.

Which was dumb on my part cause I recorded the episodes and knew he’d be there when I got home, but yeah.

Two weeks until the premiere of season 52, and part of me wishes Drew hadn’t lost weight or shaved cause then maybe people wouldn’t be all over him.

I know it’s just a job hazard, as it were, but sometimes I don’t really like to share him with the rest of the world.

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Hmm. That's something I never did in my glasses wearing days. Compare my glasses to those of glasses-wearing celebs. Interesting connection you've made with Drew.

How do you mean?

Oh man. I think I picked my glasses a little too well.

I made a post elsewhere a few months ago about wanting to try on Drew’s glasses - only to find out that my new glasses are almost an exact replica of his. 


Needless to say, I’m delighted to feel so close to him when I wear them.

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Watch the Drew Carey show!

Sound advice. I second this suggestion but I doubt anyone is surprised.

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OMG there they are! You are The King of All Things Drew. Thanks, Elyse.

You’re welcome. If you want to see him in a show before that, the Internet Archive has ‘The Good Life.’

He plays a side character (and you might feel a sense of deja Drew and/or foreshadowing).

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Did you ever find a new way to watch The Drew Carey Show online? I'm jonesing.

Well, I ended up buying the DVDs from Etsy but yes. MusicHQ has the series and so does Dailymotion.

Hard to believe it’s been an entire year since I admitted and accepted that I’ve been in love with Drew for the last sixteen years.

Plus, we’re three weeks away from new episodes (season 52; can you believe it?).

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He's getting more distinguished and handsome with age, eh.

God yeah. Every time I think he can’t become more beautiful, I’m proven wrong.

…and in other news, the adjustment period for glasses isn’t fun. Thankfully it’s not forever.

Feeling all of the things and then some for Drew tonight - especially since his hair is mostly gray now.

Just when I thought he couldn’t be more breathtaking, well, I was proven wrong.

September 25 can’t come fast enough.

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Speaking of TPIR, Bob Barker died. 99 years old and not far from 100 (birthday was December 12). Watched him a lot in my youth. RIP.

I heard. I grew up watching him too. This hurts, as much as I hate admitting it.

I thought I was going to hate the new TPIR studio but I was wrong.

You know what sold me? The lack of stairs leading onstage. Now if I ever get lucky enough to go, I’ll feel safe if I get onstage.

No, I didn’t die or anything, but real life did get to me again.

Also, Drew must’ve heard me cause he finally shaved his beard a few weeks ago. No more scratchy kisses or worrying about beard burn.

Six lines in now. I thought I knew what I was going to say but I guess not so it might be a bit before it’s finished and ready to be posted.