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Hey all.

HUGS

Nice to see all the love pouring out for Stories Space. Let me know how I can help. It's nice to know we'll all probably have a way to keep in touch, and read each other's work. I have nowhere else to talk about baseball! Or fiction!

Speaking of: the Mets got pummelled last night, by (I think) the worst team in baseball. It's so hard to tell if they are any good or not.

Tired. Did not sleep well last night. Slow day. It's nice out. Grilling tonight!

Coffee and a cookie please. Now where's that goofy lil monkey?





Freakin’ creepy, eh?
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I made sure there was coffee available for the coffee crowd. Sara makes sure that there are virtually always cookies ready for us.

I just canceled an appointment with my dentist because I wanted the people who would work on me to tell me if they had been vaccinated yet. They refused to do that claiming it was their right under the HIPPA regulations here. I just told them it was my right to know that information. Simple as that. I am now going to have to find a new more progressive dentist.

Be careful out there.



Yes, definitely. Find a dentist who actually cares about their staff and patients. Geez Louise. More like HIPPO regulations.
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Sara commented about accessibility. It currently is accessible on all of those platforms. R\


The forums still don't even adapt properly when zooming on a PC screen, let alone when viewing them on a smaller screen like a phone. At least they fixed it to the main story site works more or less properly now. That's a priority for fixing if we stay on this platform but likely goes away if we move to more modern software (Xenforo adapts to basically any sized screen automatically).

Incorporation is going to matter if we are handling significant amounts of money. It may be less important if we run as a small non-profit. I have never incorporated Wondercafe2. Our budget is c. $400 per year or less even after converting to CAD.

May I suggest starting a thread somewhere to discuss this? Seems like we are kind of cluttering up the cafe with our geek talk.

I'm sure the administration will be okay. It is how we did a lot of the org work on setting up Wondercafe2: threads on the original Wondercafe.


Good stuff. I’ve been sharing your comments with my friend. BTW, she will not be the new Gav. I think people do not truly know what Gav contributed to both sites. No one can replace him. That’ll be another matter to consider if SS continues on. Keeping it simple would be key. That where your expertise is important.

Incorporation matters for legal reasons. If a lawsuit is filed, for whatever reason, it is important to separate the people from SS. Can’t easily go after the people if they organization is incorporated. Another matter would be where to register stuff. Probably not the US. Too litigious. Canada? UK? Elsewhere? Nicola may be able to shed some light on that regarding the US vs UK.

Yes, start that thread. Once we have more info, we can post so all can see. As the thread grows, we can periodically summarize so we don’t need to read through all the posts.
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With Mandalla’s past and current experiences, Sara’s cookies for fuel, and Verbs’, I don’t know what he’ll contribute 🤭, something might work to save and/or revive the space of stories.



Why, my expertise on kaiju and late 50s sci-fi movies, of course!

I've got some web game. I don't know much about web BBs, but I imagine there's a lot of building out of pages for stories, members, yadayadayada, and I'd be happy to help. I imagine there's a lot of boring grunt work in terms of editing a TON to text, and I could help there too.

I'm not a very good proofreader, but Talia is, and she might come help too (Ping I know you miss her avatar). Encourage her!!!

HUGS Hang in there everyone.

Anyway. We now have a new grill!!! Made some amazing sausage and pepper and onion sammies yesterday. Pork medallions and a mushrooms sauce are on the horizon.

Beautiful day out. Mets play the Os at 5. The coyote story is finally done, ready for some HEAVY editing, and I have a newsletter to write.

Coffee and a database-shaped cookie please.


I know all suggestions/solutions won't please everyone. At this point, everything is on the table. Deleting profiles is one of them. Agreed. There are some very important profiles that are, or should be deemed, legacies. Nicola, Rump, Sprite, Gav, etc. will know who those are, to name four that should be. Everyone still sticking around NOW should have a say. But when it comes to costs for servers, storage, etc, some stuff has to go.

It does look like the site has to move. Finding the most compatible situation is beyond my expertise, and that is why those discussions will be and should be first held by those who know what it's all about. My friend is chatting with Gav. Gav and Nicola will help where they can. Both want this site to continue on in some fashion, as do all of us. So, we see what we can do to make that happen.

Sara commented about accessibility. It currently is accessible on all of those platforms. Remember the challenges LS had with the mobile site. I personally will not go down that road. We have what we have. Let's keep it simple, but accessible. If there are easy solutions to making the site better, they absolutely should be considered. However, we need to be careful that not too many things are run by committee. If this thing turns into a run-by-committee, government-type operation, then I'm out. Right now I'm spearheading things, as far as I know. There might be someone else interested, but I only know of Mendalla and he has shared his thoughts and experiences. His input will be valuable during whatever steps needed to be taken, will be taken. I'm also taking in everything. Listening to those who know what it takes to operate and manage a site like this. When I have something more definitive, I will share in this thread, accordingly. But we are day two. Still so much more to learn and discover.

There still is a chance that SS won't be revived. That reality must be kept in the back of our minds.

But by keeping our eyes on the prize, and that means keeping this site up and running, in some fashion, is most important right now. That's all I'm doing. I'm trying to find a way. After that, if it's feasible, then it needs to be determined to whom or what the domain name gets transferred, and all the ensuing liabilities. This is where possibly a non-profit corporation or something should be looked at. Personally, I'm not excited about taking on all the risk. If I was in that position, my name would be Nicola. She's been there, done that. And is still doing that on LS. Just more food for thought. If something happens and the site needs to legal up, how is that done? I don't know. Those are very important questions that need answers. But first, finding a cost-effective, time-effective way to keep the site going. That's the first step. This site is more than some blog and it will be treated as such, if push comes to shove. So, we must be prudent.

Verbs, get your hand off my lap. Complimentary nuts are on the bar. FFS.
An update for y’all.

Things look positive. Let’s start with that. My friend and Gav had their exchange. Questions asked. Questions answered. We now have a better idea of what we are dealing with. I still have lots of questions but essentially, it might be best to purge inactive profiles and threads, to ensure we have the smallest, tightest amount of data to transfer to a new database, server, etc. Having said that, and Mandalla knows this far better than me, things can go a bit wonky with database transfers.

Ideally, in this layman’s mind, one server with extremely good back up system or systems is mucho desired. I’ve got a couple local companies I have worked with that could also advise me on this, possibly providing the services the site requires.

We don’t have a green light yet, but maybe we should collectively start thinking (and making notes) of what features the site we want retained and what could be eliminated, to both make the transfer easier, but also creating room for future expansion, as the members see fit.

My initial thoughts are purging long inactive profiles and inactive and redundant threads. Each profile should have an email attached. Since the author retains the rights to their material, it would be nice to have their approval to keep their material online. Maybe some material gets archived. I don’t know. But essentially, keeping their material but deleting inactive profiles is a consideration.

As well, we should ponder the future of SS for formatting, coding, and database/server issues. I have some ideas as I’m sure most of you do too. Ideally, we don’t want to go through the process, which will be time consuming, transfer the data, and then realize we can’t do something because our choice limited that future whatever it may be. I know this is crystal ball stuff, but it’s still a consideration.

And there’s lots more to discuss. But this is only the start of day two. Perspective. Perseverance. Prosperity. Hey, that sounds pretty good! 🤣

Anyway, SS is not dead. We just need to Dr. Frankenstein this beast to make it live.

Java please. Have a good day!
My friend has approached Gav with a series of questions she and I have asked. Fingers crossed something positive materializes from this nerdy-speak intercourse. ☺️

With Mandalla’s past and current experiences, Sara’s cookies for fuel, and Verbs’, I don’t know what he’ll contribute 🤭, something might work to save and/or revive the space of stories.

Gotta go stare at my dogs and kids for a while. Maybe watch some hockey. Eat some gelato. Man stuff.
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Sigh.

Most good things fall apart eventually. Doesn't mean they weren't good. I'll keep coming in to talk baseball and grab a cup and a cookie (and a hug from that lil monkey) til the doors close. I'll keep reading any stories that anyone posts too, and post a few of my own. Maybe there can be a comp on How the End Comes to StorySpace!

Personally, I blame Ping. We had NO problems til Ping showed up.

I hope efforts to save this place pay off - thanks to those who are trying.

Anyway. Great Mets/Padres series this weekend, each team won two games. Good pitching duels in every game. I'm liking the Padres this year (unless they're playing the Mets).

A cofee and cookie and a wistful look at the soon to be closing doors.


Maybe this was my plan all along. Maybe I am to blame. Or maybe it's YOUR FAULT! You are the one that kept whining for me to come back. Sheesh. Talk about a boing-flip scenario.

No need for mourning as of yet. I'm investigating. Others may as well. This is June. September 1 is a few months away. Something can be done.
I have reached out to someone who could do Gav's stuff. I'll let you know as soon as I do if she is interested. She is also a writer. Bonus! And one of the smartest people I know.

Update: She is interested in helping. More to come...
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Today is most definitely a, 'Moanday mourning'. The notice Ping just mentioned is on the Site Announcement forum. As for the Pingster wanting his spiced rum, no can do. However, there is a half-empty bottle of Old Spice after-shave available. But grieve not. . Hang around a minute or two and the coffee and water for tea should be good to go.

Me, I'm gonna fill my mug, grab some of Sarah's cookies and go sit outside and contemplate life, its consequences and inevitabilities.

Later, Inspirators.


Old Spice it is then. Coincidentally, that's the same name given to the Spice Girls reunion tour.

Think long and hard about taking over the site. It has potential. Gav and Nicola will most definitely have answers to someone's questions regarding a take over. I have no idea how much labour went into this site, but it's a more than a barrel full. Some cash is required as well. And there are numerous, unforeseen headaches. Yes, I hear what I just said. There are legal issues, some not yet foreseen. Hacking. Trolls. Scary coding bugs. A big question would be if the site could maintain the same look and feel. It does mimic red. Should it? Personally, I think both sites are the best looking and easiest to navigate of their kind on the web. The social networking forums are a huge bonus who's potential has not yet been realized. But some things may be viewed as proprietary.

On the upside, there is huge potential. Someone or a group that has the time, could market the site the way many of us wanted. Regular, friendly competitions being a strong component. Encouraging everyone to write, including young writers. Maybe reaching out to other writing groups, schools, etc. Someone could clean up the old threads, deleting many.

We have time to ponder this. I'm betting on a certain person to take the lead in exploring this. But managing by committee is rarely, if ever, a good thing. But maybe it can be?

For what it's worth, I'd help in some fashion. I do love competitions. Hint. Hint.

After shave please.
And there it is.

Nicola announced today that this site will be closing September 1.

Guess we can start drinking the hard stuff.

Spicy rum and Coke, shaved ice, short straw, please.
So tired…

Started the day by binging GoT with my son until 1:30 am. We then slept in the tent. Goooood sleep but I woke at 6:30. Grrr.

Stayed up. Let him sleep. But damn it, no caffeinated beans were ground so I started my morning with pre-ground McDonald’s decaf. No kick. But their coffee is surprisingly good; better than a lot of swill out there.

Then went for a ride for 3 1/2 hours. I was beat by the time I got home. Sunny. Windy. Lots of highway. It was bliss.

Sadly, I missed lunch. Who forgets to eat lunch? Little kids with new toys, that’s who.

Fired up the BBQ and am cooking some ginger spice sausages. So. Damn. Good. Enjoy your grill, Verbs.

Roland, I’ll get to your story later tonight. I need a chuckle.



Edit: Ooh, forgot to mention. Super proud of the boy. He knew immediately who killed the king. I’m not saying names just in case someone is still trudging along through the series.



Big iron horse. Little iron horse.
The Five Secrets To A Man’s Happiness

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5. And most importantly, ensure these four women never meet.

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Gimme some Raquel in One Million Years BC please.




How about Barbara Bach and Shelley Long? Can you believe the list of stars in this pile of dino dung?

Actually, we laughed our asses off when we saw this in the theatre way back when.


My kids still talk about this. Fun. Fun. Fun.


I can’t believe how much of an issue this is with my kids. Teenager brain? IDK.
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Hi Gil,

Loved the cicadas photos. Showed them to my son he said "Eww! BUGS!'="
(I'm sure he doesn't understand how annoying they can be)

On the news the other day, people are making chocolate covered cicadas...Ping can have the first taste.....


...They are also making them into TACOS! YUM!...

Give me back my drink! ....





Yummy. I wonder what’s better, milk or dark chocolate. Chewy, gooey fun. Add a little ginger powder and no one can tell the filling is cicada cream.

Friday morning. Third cup of coffee. Shouldn’t be an issue. Shouldn’t...
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Hot and humid weather has arrived to stay. Between that and the constant piercing drone of the BroodX cicadas, I have turned on the AC. I hate when I have to close the windows. It saddens me in some way. But that is pretty easy to do these days. Feeling helpless is not a pleasant emotion. My parents are doing as well as can be expected, considering their age and differing health diagnoses. I am just drained.

The cicadas are fascinating and harmless, but I am not a fan of them dropping out of trees onto me every time I go outside.

It's good to see so many people here. I hope you all are doing well.

Cheers!


Have you tried white noise from YouTube and some noise cancelling ear buds?

There are a few channels I’ve used. Kids annoying me? I pop in the buds, turn on flying airplane noise, and I fall asleep right in front of them. It’s a win-win.

Ever thought of creating a cicada dish? All that protein going to waste. Pull the wings. Add some spice. I’d bet they make a good paste or spread. Maybe cicada jelly or jam. Yummy.

Verbs, I have re-watched the final season a few times. It holds up in its own way, but the author dropped the ball. No material after season five. The showrunners then starved for original and authentic source material, tried and failed. The main complaint is that the series started and should have ended with the blue-eyed bastards of the north. That should have been the final battle. After realizing the WW’s were a real threat, the human/family/legacy struggles should have been waged first, then those left standing would battle the Icey man.

Having said that, they did tie in many storylines. That night battle was awesome. I had purchased a new LG TV after the airing and it made a huge difference in picture quality. The intensity held and still holds. I’m already looking forward to watching it again with my son.

And yes, we listen to the theme song before every episode, noting the changes to the music and landscape, season to season. And that scene of the music played when Ice King and his lieutenants enter the castle is spectacular. Find the version with the blue equalizer-like graphics. I’d post it but I’m in the tent, on my phone. Can’t post YouTube stuff from my phone. Still.

I’ll have what Sugarbaby is having. Literally. Give me her drink. When she returns from the icing powder room, powdering her you-know-whats, I’ll blame her missing drink on Verbs. He’s such a scoundrel.
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Ping, I am very rarely offended by anyone.

I do not have any interesting stories about the few HALO jumps I did. A good jump is by its very nature, routine. If jumping at 6,100 meters or more is not routine, then you will often end with a splat. The feeling is unbelievable, better than sex! It might make a good poem. Rachel Welch was one of the most talented, intelligent, and beautiful woman ever.




As a young feller, this picture embodied Canada for me. Army men in burgundy berets that jump out of planes and play hockey. This image was taken near Banff, our first and most majestic natural park. Also, seeing them in winter gear - white Sorel boots et al. I thought they were so cool and so brave.

Anyway...

Roland. HALO. Sex. Rachel Welch. Yes, there definitely is a story there, but maybe not for this site. Gory, gory, what a helluva way to die. 5000 meters above the Rockies in a naked, passionate embrace with none other than Rachel Welch. Can you imagine? We all just did. 😁
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Hi Inspirators and Spacers alike!

Padres are a good team. I hope Tatis is back from injury soon. Padres/Cubs series was a lot more competitive than the scores indicated. The Cubs were lucky to get the sweep. Next Monday-Wednesday, the series in San Diego could go the other way.

Ping, I get you about the proper safety equipment. I loved skydiving. The type of safety checks and equipment is obviously paramount. I skydived, even did HALO jumps, but I would not ride a motorcycle. You can be safe, but other drivers seem to hate motorcyclists. Most of the motorcycle accidents I have seen or heard about were car drivers being stupid. I knew a lady that had the handle 'Sugar Tits' back in the days of CB radios.

E and Linda, it is great to have you both drop-in.

I will have a wee bit of the herbal, sit down, and read some stories.




By the way, she goes by SugarBaby now. 🤣🤣🤣

I’m in big trouble now. But it was RIGHT THERE! I just had to, he says to the dentist, words whistling through the Linda’s-fist-sized hole in his smile.

HALO?!?

Come on. Tell us a bedtime HALO story. Please. You’ve got plenty of skydiving ones too.

I’m curious, were you offended by the song referencing someone being poured out their boots? You know the one I’m referencing? I actually love it. I’d want that blast of reality if I was airborne brave. I grew up around a bunch of paratroopers. Sadly, that band of gnarly men was disbanded for poor behaviour. I wasn’t condoning their behaviour. It was bad. But Jesus, these guys jumped for our country. Brave, stupid men of the Canadian Airborne. I remember on military days seeing hundreds of army men floating down from the sky, just like the image on their burgundy t-shirts. Yup. Those were the days before being able to control the shutes. Sigh. Good childhood memory.

Grandpa Roland, tell us a HALO story. Free beer if it includes Rachel Welch.
OMG. My last post was off by one second. It was almost 12:34:56.

Cool.
Muggy day today, but that’s okay ‘cause it’s good for the hay, or so they say.

Frickin’ brilliant, as always. Poetry just comes naturally to me. 💩

Verbs, I agree. The actress that played Cat Stark should have won an Emmy for that episode, especially how her eyes and expression discovered the plot and revealed the scene. As soon as the music changed...

I am saddened for Maple Leaf fans. I am. But the team is not doing much to rid themselves of the Maple Laughs label, a label well deserved. Hopefully management doesn’t make any knee jerk reactions. They’ve got a good mix of young and old, some with oodles of talent. The Oilers on the other hand, they need too many player changes to be a true contender. As I said before, when it comes to hockey playoffs, you need excellent goaltending and defensive players that can grind in those goals. Even the best ever team, the Oilers of old, still had a good goalie and a plethora of grinders.

The other Edmonton team making news was the sad sack of a league, the team from the Canadian Football League. Due to woke pressure (and in this case, rightly so), the Edmonton Eskimos finally agreed to drop their offensive nickname after sponsors, both public and private, told them to change or lose sponsorship. The team reluctantly agreed, but stipulated they wanted to retain the EE logo.

After hundreds of submitted names, The Edmonton Elks was chosen. Have you heard an elk trumpet? It’s horribly screechy. Ugh. That high pitched sound will make attending games excruciating.

Over heard at the bike shop today: The cheer team will be called the Edmonton Elkyholics. Pretty witty stuff.

But was the Elk Lodge consulted? Will actual elks be offended? My guess is that half time shows will be sponsored by Cabellas. Think undesirable people dressed in elk costumes trying to survive a lucky ticket holder and the compound bow they’ll be using. Shades of The Running Man and Logan’s Run, or more current, The Hunger Games. Or maybe, just like with bull fighting/bull murder, actual elks will be staged and hunted, and the meat goes to the food bank or something.

Verbs, I’ll get to your story. I’ve haven’t read anything for a long time. Maybe I’ll start again. I hear reading is good.

I just channeled the weirdest image, sugar covered breasts. Yes, verbs. Nipples too.

If you want to know why I bug verbs about nipples, just ask him. It’s a funny story.

Does this place have a Mochaccino Slurpee machine? Would love one of those drinks if it’s available.
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Last but not least! That "BAD ASS" guy! (I think he just pitched my butt)




I wouldn't dare pinch your butt. Psst. It was Verbs. Butt he's more of a nipple man. Ask him. He'll tell ya.

Good to see you naked again. MJ should really monitor you more closely. And speaking of big old salt licks...

***

Hot day in our patch of globe. Over 30 C. A couple weeks ago we had snow. Some days I think Mother Nature is a domme.

***

New motorcycle boots are in. Yippee. I hope they fit. Gear is so costly, but one has got to plan for worst case scenarios. Snapping one's ankle after the weight of the bike falls on it is not a pleasant thought. So, you get the boots with the proper D30 body armor. It really is amazing how many people ride without proper gloves, boots, jackets, and pants. Think on this... let's say you hit some gravel on pavement, lose traction in a turn, and go down for a slide. Maybe it's only 50 kph. How long do you think it takes to stop sliding? What's the first thing you put down to break your fall? Yup. Hands. Now imagine rubbing a cheese grater against your skin, without stopping, for several seconds. A slow slide like this will take the skin and go into the meat of your hand. Jeans are not much better. Road rash is a bitch.

Now think on this... you spend thousands of dollars on beautiful ink, maybe it's a full sleeve, maybe two. You've got tats on your shoulders and legs too. One nasty slide and you've just scrubbed those lovies from your body. Anyone had any skin grafting done? It's extremely painful. And your skin never heals to be uniform again.

Verbs, Vanessa, and other lovers of horror, do you recall the movie where some psycho torture dude used a skin grafting hand tool to strip away the skin from someone's body? It takes strips of skin, like a belt sander, from one's thighs or ass, and then that peeled skin is grafted to the damaged area. Ouchie. Well, in this horror movies, the guy adjusted the depth and took a whole lot more. AND didn't replace it. I don't recall, but he may have sprinkled some hot sauce or something on the open wound too. You think paper cuts are bad. Sheesh.

Anyway, lesson for today, wear all of your gear, all of the time. Full face helmet too. I saw a guy take a curb to the chin. His broken jaw and face will never be the same.

But damn, riding a motorbike is so much fun.

***

Have a lovely evening everyone. I'm off to the backyard tent.

Oh BTW, the boy and I watched the Red Wedding last night. He handled it very well. He's learning fast how Georgie boy and the showrunners did not hold back. They did not limit themselves to audience expectations. My son is now questioning who is safe and who is not. I anticipate cheers during Joffrey's wedding.

Nighty nite.
Oh God. This is why I can’t write anymore: performance anxiety.

Write for yourself. Best lesson ever. That way I can use all the trickery and other things he advises against.

Sadly, the search for intelligent readers that appreciate my writing continues. 🤣🤣🤣

Verbs, you are a writer and a student of writing. Perspectives like his are insightful.
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Wow, Larry! I was also the guidon bearer for my boot camp company. It was common for the guidon bearer to be yeoman, but I was the marching/military training specialist in my case. I had been on the drill team in ROTC and knew the drill manual by memory. I made sure everyone was at their best at marching and keeping a proper bunk and locker. I taught everyone how to spitshine their shoes too. Our CC even loaned me out to two other companies to teach them proper spitshine techniques. He then gave me shit when one of those companies beat us in a personnel inspection, but later, when everyone else was busy, he gave me a big smile and attaboy because he ragged on that CC that a boot got them first place. I loved boot camp. I did notice in my time in the navy that most sailors were not good swimmers. You can not dog-paddle in five-foot seas.


That’s coincidentally very cool history you’ve dropped on us. Bond at will.

The only person I knew that loved boot camp was Forrest Gump.

Roland, can you share a cool story (or many) that maybe reflects your time, from a different time of times passed by? Extra points if it involves Marilyn Monroe or Donna Reed. Free beer if it involves both, at the same time. 😉

Barkeep, beer the boys please. I’m sure this coffee shop has booze. It has got to.
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Hey Larry,

Tell us a navy story. Could be funny. Could be scary. Something from out to sea, or in port. Something that most of us land lovers wouldn't probably know. For example, I know in some nautical organizations, knowing how to swim is not a pre-requisite. Reason: You're on a ship. No need to be in the water. If you're in a sub, well, you're in the water but the big metal tube does the swimming for you. I suppose there is logic in that.

Ever been to sea, Billy? Arg. Is that a mash up of Airplane and something piratey? I can't remember, I just remember the line. Anyone know it's origin?


Every sailor in the US Navy learns to swim in boot camp. You are tested in the first week of an 8 week recruit training period. I was tested and passed because I knew how to swim. When I pointed out my name on the testing sheet I dropped a drop of water on it. I got a stare from the petty officer recording the scores. The next day I was told I had failed the test and needed to go to swimming classes. I took the class one session, passed it again and that was that, learning a lesson in petty tyranny in the process.

During the next weeks, the current companies in training took part in typical physical competitions including swimming. I was placed on the 4 man freestyle swimming relay in the final position. Our team won that competition. In addition, that swimming win was added to other wins and our company was awarded a pennant for that training period. From then on, as the yeoman and guidon bearer for the company, I carried that pennant along with the company banner whenever we marched as a company to any new training classes.

My learning to swim before that is a different story.

https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/micro-fiction/learning-to-swim.aspx



Awesome story, Larry. It’s little stuff like that that needs to be shared.

So, you were the anchor. Funny how that word has a few innuendoed meanings. You didn’t hold the team back. 🤭

I know two people that served in the Canadian Navy. One guy was called Old Pear Shape. Don’t know if he could swim. The other guy served mostly from the west coast. Served for twenty years. Still can’t swim.

See any UFO’s while out at sea? How about mermaids?
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And Ping, Ping, Ping, I was suddenly struck by the idea that you may actually live in a tent in the woods, no kids or home or lemoncello or motorcycle, spinning a fictional middle-class reality from the dregs and ephemera and snips of stories you come across in the homeless camp as you spend your days haunting dumpsters and trash cans for food.

Too dark? He, I'm just warming up. These coyotes aren't gonna hypnotize and kidnap the children of my neighborhood themselves!

I'd love a coffee and a Gamera cookie.


Dude, that’s my destiny. I want that life. And it’s limoncello. Spell it correctly or I’ll join forces with the coyotes and start pissing on your fence with them. A little canid roll reversal.
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Good day to the ladies, Verity and Cynthia. It's wonderful when the feminine crowd fills the room.

I'll just get to work on some fresh coffee after I clean out the percolator. And, as always, the tea kettle is on.

You pose an interesting question about categories, Verity. Perhaps our coffee house regular moderator can answer it, Bill? Also, open it up to the group. Do we need a folklore category?

The Proposition for Debate is announced.

Later all and be careful out there.

And I hope my Padres do not blow their first place in the NL West.



Hey Larry,

Tell us a navy story. Could be funny. Could be scary. Something from out to sea, or in port. Something that most of us land lovers wouldn't probably know. For example, I know in some nautical organizations, knowing how to swim is not a pre-requisite. Reason: You're on a ship. No need to be in the water. If you're in a sub, well, you're in the water but the big metal tube does the swimming for you. I suppose there is logic in that.

Ever been to sea, Billy? Arg. Is that a mash up of Airplane and something piratey? I can't remember, I just remember the line. Anyone know it's origin?
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“... said to be extremely sweet, especially when they are warm.”


Oh, just suck it up and drink your air press coffee. My recollection of sleeping in a tent with my daughter during Spring break was that I immediately went inside and fell back asleep for 3-4 more hours.

It's been rainy as crap all weekend long, with several bouts of hail. We've barely left the house, and then only to shop. So, no Quiet Place 2, but we binged the excellent Mare of Easttown. GREAT show. Kate Winslet is a force of nature.


I did sleep more in the house. LOL. But no rest is better than a fresh air sleep. Going in again tonight.

I absolutely loved A Quiet Place. QP2 and the Bond flick are two movies I’m extremely excited to see. Love Kate too. She’s even a better person. Love her.

BTW, have you tried Yellowstone yet? Costner and cast are fabulous. They stumbled a bit with plot and guest casting, but the main cast is terrific.

Speaking of great music, anyone listened to AudioPhil on YouTube?

Phil has uploaded high end vinyl playback. I don’t know how he can digitize that high quality needle sound, but damn. So good. I listened to some Police, Simon and Garfunkel, Pink Floyd, and Brothers in Arms by Dire Straits. Never sounded so good. Highly recommend you check out his channel. It’s a relatively new channel. Soooo much to upload. Looking forward to it all.

Edit: Works best with noise cancelling headphones or Apple Ear Hole Speakers.

Verbs sucks.



If you like making paper airplanes, this guy holds the world record for the longest flight. He’s got a video showing how to make a few of his planes. Check. Them. Out.
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And now a helicopter. An f’n helicopter. Seriously? Who needs a traffic report at 5:23 am on a non-holiday Monday in Canada?


Who says it's a traffic chopper? We live near a hospital so 9 times out of 10, a helicopter flying over our place is an air ambulance. Especially recently with our hospitals taking COVID spillover from the GTA.

Good evening, everybody. Back to nice weather again so my office once again moved to the deck.

Kettle is on if anyone wants to join me for tea and cookies.


First of all, I said it was a traffic chopper, so that’s what it was. 😜

But it was. It flies by several times each day. We have a few major connecting roadways nearby. The STARS choppers are much throatier and much louder. The military choppers don’t come this way.