You know what’s great?

You know what’s great?

Looking for common ground and interest with one’s own kids, especially dads and daughters, and then finding them. Verbs will definitely get this.

My eleven year old is a very creative and talented artist. I really wish I could post some of her stuff. She can creatively draw like I can creatively write. But her drawing is so much better than my poor attempts of writing. And, she has an edge.

For example. One art assignment in grade two or three, I don’t recall the parameters, but she did not subscribe to the premise. So, out of spite, she drew a frog holding a bloodied and clearly deceased small mammal of some sort in its mouth. Sound like something anyone you know would do with writing?

My God, we laughed when she brought that home. I’m sure her teacher was stunned.

Anyway, we’ve unearthed her interest in the horror/thriller genre of movies. Yup. She kind of reminds me of a little Vanessa. Leading up to Halloween, we watched Signs, and a few others. The other parental unit was concerned. Nightmares et Al. Nada. Stop projecting on the kid.

Then, as some of you may recall, I sang the praises of a wonderful Spanish movie called, Veronica. Damn. We had a great discussion about that movie. Sister Death. Evil spirits. Good stuff. I expressed how much I loved it and why. She actually got it, or so I think.

We were channel surfing and the beginning of Jaws 2 was on. We watched to the explosion and she then ask if I found that scary. No. No I didn’t not. Nor did she. But one needs context. She’ll see Jaws sometime when she wants to. I’m good with that.

But the apple pies de resistance was tonight. Sorry, I was supposed to be reading comp stories. I promise. I will. But tonight, after ballet, we were going to watch, A Quiet Place. We were going to start it when I had a revelation: Killing Eve.

Well, she LOVED the first episode. Her eyes got wide and glossy. She was riveted. So, we will watch the series (me re-watch) so we can watch the last season together.

How great is that?

By the way, if you are down or just need a laugh, watch some Best of Graham Norton clips on YouTube. Tears. Always. I laugh until I cry.

Egg nog, please.

Too soon?

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Verbs sucks.

Dude! What did I do? I'm just sitting here, resting on my laurels. Sadly my laurels are going numb.

Great Halloween - we had a ton more kids than we usually do - I chose to see that as an optimistic thing, though I don't quite know why. We ran out of candy toward the end and were considering handing out canned goods. Mmm, canned yams! We had left over cake frosting, I was suggesting having kids open their mouths and then spreading frosting on their tongues with a butter knife. Calmer minds prevailed.

Good World Series! Braves in 7 games!

Cool and cloudy. Not much on my plate today - about to start herding words like cattle. Heyaa! Git!

A coffee and a yam flavored cookie please.

I don’t know. Someone said you suck. Someone should investigate. Maybe get to the bottom of such allegations.

Do the Braves’ fans still do the tomahawk chop? I suppose it could be even more insensitive. Pick yur stereotype. BTW, I believe it was the Euros that introduced scalping, like a pelt from their trapping for pay days, not the gouge and resale of tickets. That concept got real nasty, real fast. Racism. Can’t live with it, can’t live without.

Years ago, when the RCMP opened recruiting so it could be more inclusive, they created special head gear, especially for those that wore turbans. It actually looked pretty good. However, the institutionalized racism in media et al reared its ugly head.

The moronic Sun family of newspapers had a picture on the front page of a man wearing Mountie-approved turban. The moronic, double entendre headline read: Does This Make You Sikh?

Wow.

I hope that journalist lost their job.

Speaking of things disappearing, I found my kids’ Halloween stash. If I can keep my theft to one item, per child, per day, they might not notice. So far, I’m already into next week’s thievery allotment. 🙄

I wonder what team sport has the best transferable skills to be successful in another team sport? Are the skills sets too mutually exclusive?

For example, basketball players would probably suck (like Verbs) at playing hockey. But hockey playing soccer is probably a good match. However, the reverse, not so much. If the athlete can’t skate, that ‘lete is hooped, and not in a basketball way.

I started thinking about what transferable skills baseball has and I almost fell asleep. I suppose, we’ll, there it is. Sleep inducing… zzz

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Hey Ping,

Yeah its visible on mobile, maybe you missed it because its an image?

We’re in! 👍

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Hey Ping,

You can see them all on the competitions page linked from the main competition page (linked from the home page), or at the top of each story that is an entry.

Should we be leaving the banner on the home page until the announcement date rather than the closing date?

I found it. It’s in the category section at the bottom of the most current stories section. Maybe it should be in genres too? But the banner thing would help. 👍

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Hey Ping,

You can see them all on the competitions page linked from the main competition page (linked from the home page), or at the top of each story that is an entry.

Should we be leaving the banner on the home page until the announcement date rather than the closing date?

Hey Dan, I still can’t see it.

What is the home page? Is that the main stories page? If it is, I can’t find any link or anything referring to competitions.

Yes, the banner should be left up for easy comp story access for buffoons like me who can’t find the comp link.

Does it matter if one is on mobile vs computer? Do we see the same things?

Strange night. Weird dreams. No aurora borealis. Sigh. Still need to read about half the comp entries. Can’t find any link to the comp or any stories now that date system parameter overrides what’s displayed. No link on mobile where some have said there was. I’m sure Molly knows.

Verbs sucks.

Over four hundred greedy kids begged for candy last night. Ran out so some got apple sauce, tide pods, remaining socks from lost pairs, elastic bands, half smoked joints, empty bottles for recycling, individual pieces of fettuccine, and some discount coupons for condoms. Most of that list is untrue.

Or is it?

Soon, we won’t see the Sun for six months. Only the moon. I’ve chosen to go commando all winter in addition to no clothing AND I’ll be walking backwards everywhere. Bad Moon Rising comes to mind.

I heard someone is spreading a rumour about verbal sucking. I hear it’s true.

Coffee is starting to taste undesirable. I hear carbs are bad. Salt and processed sugar too. Trans fats. Red meat. Geez. What’s left? Tofu? Icky.

Is sour krauut offensive to say? Does it still refer to an upset German from a by-gone era? Kimchee. Sour krauut. Are there other fermented cabbage dishes?

I never met a morphis I didn’t like.

Lord, I was born a ramblin’ man. Who’s faults that then, Lord? Infallible my ass. I saw Pope Paul in his Pope Mobile. Rear ended the Batmobile. Papal infallibility is not observed by traffic cops. Pope took a swing at the cop writing the ticket. Used two Pope-on-rope shower soaps like nunchucks. The dude had moves.

Anyway..,

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Howdy. The competition banner and link to all the entries has disappeared. In addition, the competition link in genres has disappeared too. Is there another way to see a list of the comp stories?

Hmmm… I wonder if the banner and links were programmed to be date sensitive? Here yesterday, disappear October 31, the competition deadline.

Yeah, that is something I was not expecting with the new system. It was supposed to be closed at midnight PT tonight. I'm trying to see if I can open back up.

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Okay, that finally worked! Phew. Lesson learned on this one.

Hey Molly, is there another way to see the list of entires? I know the date thingie will be addressed at a later date. But for now…

There isn’t a comp category under genres (on mobile access; I did not check on my laptop) and there is nothing at the bottom of any page if I scroll there.

Is there a comp view hack? Or just someplace else the stories can be viewed? I still need to read half of the stories.

Thanks.

Howdy. The competition banner and link to all the entries has disappeared. In addition, the competition link in genres has disappeared too. Is there another way to see a list of the comp stories?

Hmmm… I wonder if the banner and links were programmed to be date sensitive? Here yesterday, disappear October 31, the competition deadline.

Hey all. Finally got it in. just submitted my story. Had started one about a psycho motorcycle serial killer who murdered people in their sleep, but it hit too close to home. So I went in another, similar but different, direction. 😉

I've only read one comp story. I'll get to the rest this weekend.

Take Care Everyone!

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Old Henry

Never heard of it. I’d love to watch a movie about the making of my favourite chocolate bar. And now that Dairy Queen has an Old Henry Blizzard, I’m in sugar bomb heaven.

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I'm excited for Dune

Curious about The Last Night In Soho

Surprised to see there is another Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin

I’m going to surprise the boy with Dune on the weekend. Second Dan black belt test then Dune to celebrate. Dune should look spectacular on the big screen.

Succession returned last night. Just an awesome show. HBO’s Emmy nod glutton replacement for GoT.

Goliath returned on Friday. Billy Bob Thornton is as nuanced and watchable as ever. Last season for this gem.

One last episode remaining this season for Nora From The Bronx. Fun and funny.

Still struggling through Sex Education. I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s that all of these high school students are in their twenties. I hate that misrepresentation. But the lead was the lead in Hugo and the Boy In The Stripped Panamas. I love those connections.

Two actually…

No Time To Die and Free Guy. Both are entertaining but for very different reasons.

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Ping, you magnificent bastard, I shall watch and judge Bond flicks by whatever criteria I like. If I base the qualities of the movies based on how the main babes affected my quivering, unformed, pre-adolescent yearning, then so be it. Although Talia (speaking of yearnings) has seen 2 of the Craig Bonds and considers him the best too. Balderdash, I say! Don't confuse me with nuanced discussion!

Yup. In Talia we trust.

Offering an undeveloped, uninformed opinion on something is akin to a guy mansplaining menstruation to a woman. Not qualified. Period. 🤭

That was honestly not intended as such, but I actually covered my mouth in awe when I proof read this before posting. Funny stuff.

Anyway, yours and hairy arse mountain primate’s efforts are null and void. Full stop. 😉

But seriously, you guys really need to start with Casino Royal ASAP. Things will get leaked about No Time To Die. You don’t want those spoilers spoiling your enlightening Bond experience.

It’s getting cold here. Winter is coming…

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I don't have a lot of opinions on Bond, a middling fan at best, but that's never stopped me before. Best Bond was Connery, all the others are in a tie for second. Not even close. The most memorable one is Goldfinger, because of Oddjob, and the name Pussy Galore made me giggle, and the pure insanity of the plot (I remember incredulously asking my Dad if they could really kill someone by painting them with gold). I can't say it's good, but it's stuck in my head all these years later. I also liked Dr. No.

Best song: the instrumental Bond theme. I frikkin HATE Live and Let Die.

Mostly I remember Roger Ebert, predicting correctly about 20 years ago that the Bond equation was about to change, way less emphasis on sex, more emphasis on gadgets and tech. Depressing, but spot on true. I quit watching Bond movies after that.

Coffee and exactly three cookies please!

oh dude. Daniel Craig’s version is updated, and really, really good.

But I have an announcement: If a person has not seen all the Bond movies, their opinion on anything inclusive Bond is invalid. You’ve gotta see all to have an informed opinion.

You and ape butt are disqualified.

But seriously, watch Craig’s first Bond. The second is even better. Give it a try. It’ll change your world.

Currently watching Free Guy. A cross between Pixels and Ready Player One with a dash of Tron. It’s entertaining. Not great. But watching with the kids. That makes it better.

Verbs. Watch a Craig Bond movie. You cannot not like it.

Ah ha! Bond controversy. Eggs-cellent.

Best Bond: Daniel Craig

Second Best: Sean Connery (a distant second with the cancel culture mob moving his sexist and racist belief arse further down that list. Sadly, it’s been revealed to be more than just an era thing.)

Worst/Most Boring Unwatchable Bond: Pierce Brosnan. Just ick.

Best Song: Adele’s, Skyfall

Second Best: Many. But all I can hear in my head right now is Goldfinger.

Worst Song: I can’t think of any I disliked

Best Bond ‘Girl’ (includes all woman that acted in a Bond picture): tie. Ana de Armas and Judi Dench. Dench because she is a great at everything everything human being. Love how she scolded Bond, and that Craig’s Bond still showed immense respect for her. Ana because not only is she a wonderful actor, but she is mesmerizingly beautiful. Her only flaw, she dated that f’n clown, that closed-minded ignoramus, Ben Affleck. So so glad she kicked his arrogant arse to the curb. Yah, sure. I’ve got a wee crush on her.

Best Q: no contest. Ben Whishaw. He is the epitome of wit and intelligence. He’s not a bumbling fool or an idiot savant. His portrayal is realistic and offers so much more depth to his character. He still had spots. Could do more damage with his lap top than Bond in the field with a gun. Spectacular stuff.

Best Bond Actor’s Real Life Spouse: no contest. Craig’s Rachel Weisz. Have been giddy for her since The Mummy. Plus, she is an immense talent unto herself. Okay, not so wee crush on her too.

So, my stupid insomnia has returned this fall with a vengeance. Almost like clock work, every night around 1:30 am, I awake. Can’t fall back asleep until 5ish. I suppose those are great hours for a cat burglar. Career change perhaps?

Okay.

Okay.

O-Kay.

Saw the Bond movie. Not everyone will agree, but given everything (not being specific at all), I think it was the perfect last film for Craig's Bond. It's not a perfect, or even the most entertaining of the Craig-Bond films, but it's a perfect finale for him and his role. It allows the new Bond to step in and write his or her own legacy. I love that. I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. Did not feel like almost three hours.

Yes, there are flaws. Yes, certain storylines could have been different, or many may wish were different. I too wished some where handled differently, but I see why they did what they did. Craig most certainly had a say. His finger prints are all over this script. But there was so much to unravel. And they even played with gargantuan ideas that have been bantered about, real and fictional. I won't say anymore for fear of leaking something I should not.

Oh, an aside. When I first heard Billy Goat Eyelash's Bond song, I was underwhelmed. After hearing it numerous times, I really wanted to love it, but I did not. Her whiny moan just became an earworm. But then I saw the movie. The song was perfect. As you may know, there is always a spirited first scene, some resolution, and then the theme song. Same thing this movie, and after that first scene, the song helped the audience catch their breath and decompress. Perfect. Or as near as perfect as Adele's, which IMHO, is the best Bond song of all.

Anyway... four day weekend for the kids. Looking forward to it.

Stay safe everyone!

Verbs, you know my thoughts on GoT. It started with Mr. Frost. It should have ended with Mr. Frost. Full stop. And a better ending would have been if them thar frozen zombies actually won. Can you imagine Cersei as a zombie? Soooo sexy. Come on. Let your inner ghoul hang out. It’s almost Halloween.

Speaking of witch (see what I did there?), I’ve told my kids they are too old for trick or treating, unless… they only trick. No candy. So far, my daughter is considering statue posing as a zombie ballerina on our deck. As the kids approach, she’ll punch them in the throat, push them down the verandah stairs, and take their candy. I told her to let everyone else do all the hard work. Let them go house to house and collect the candy. She sees the light. My girl has management potential. I should get some kind of frickin’ super parenting award. I’m awesome.

Anyway… CSI: Vegas is awesome. Gil Grissom. Love him and Sara. My son says I’m nostalgic. He’s right. I cried when Warrack died. I really missed that show but now it’s back.

It’s almost 2025. Where’s the space ship I was promised?

It’s almost time to make my spectacular pumpkin bread. It’s really, really good. Moister and more flavourful than banana bread.

Mochaccino for a weary traveler?

Good evening to y’all!

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Well, let me tell ya, it's like this, somehow managed to login and and am now trying to create a post -- only to face the reality that I have nothing to say. (sigh)

Bottom line is sometimes I can login to SS, but that's never, ever doable on Lush. I'm thinking about asking Nic if I can park what is now not working on SS and Lush and create new profiles even though the Lush/SS policy has always been one account only. That way, if the current snafu is cleared up, I can go back to my oldies but goodies.

If anybody has any thoughts about any of this, let me know like, anytime.

:glasses8:

You’ve earned the privilege to do whatever the heck you want. I suspect no one would accuse you of duplicitous behaviour had you openly created a double rump profile. Do what you’ve got to do. Your peeps miss you, but careful, their aim is improving. An oldie but a goodie, just like you.

Did anyone catch the amazing Aurora light show we northerners got via an explosive purge of solar nuclear matter? Two nights ago, Canada was mostly green skies. At night time, that’s good. If the sky is green during the day, that means Mister Tor Nado is considering an appearance. Been there four times. Unsettling.

Got snow the other morning. Melted fast. Been grumpy every since. Got to find a way to shuffle my three motorbikes; our four bicycles; tons o’ gardening, woodworking, & other tools, and two vehicles in our garage for the upcoming winter months. More grumpiness ensues.

I hope McDonald’s creates a McKraken meal for the newest NHL team in Seattle. And a mascot. Could call him, Phil McKraken. Just a thought.

Haven’t touched my demented entry for almost a week. Haven’t written anything more for the comp either. Whoa is me.

I’ve decided not to shave for a while. The kids are mocking me. I said good hygiene is for the unhygienic. They had to think about that one. So far, it’s a scattered and patchy mess. The longest whiskers are growing out my ears. I said I’ll let it all grow until my facial hair resembles something or I’ll shave it all off. To be continued…

Had my second facial surgery to remove what cancerous crap the derm missed the first time. Fingers crossed I don’t need to go again. If I do, he’s sending me to a surgeon who does the procedure with a microscope. Might be kind of cool to see, but I’d rather pass on that experience.

It’s October. Anyone seen Reggie Jackson?

Checking out the new Bond flick tomorrow. I’ll miss Daniel Craig. He was da Bond.

Dune looks awesome. I’ll take the boy. He’ll really enjoy it.

Oh. OH!!! The kids and I watched American Werewolf in London last night. My son couldn’t believe the lycanthropic transformation wasn’t CGI. I advised him we didn’t have personal computers, cell phones, or the internet then either. Well, very few did. The movie was campy goodness. Especially the Keystone Cop-type ‘disturbance near Piccadilly Circus’ at the end of the movie. Best five minutes of the show. We, wait for it, howled with laughter. I refuse to apologize for that there comedy gem.

Anyway, back to my Tim Bits and double double while I await my sons return. Currently, my daughter is at home practicing the flute. Good time to be out of the house.

House of Dragons can’t come soon enough. We need a GoT fix. 2022. Hurry now.

Take care everyone. Especially Verbs. Uncontrollably boisterous, balloon animal-filling flatulence is a tough sentence. Unless you can fart in shapes. People would pay to see that. However, that side hustle might be inappropriate for kids’ birthday parties. Or not. Give it a go. Some of those southern states would probably appreciate the show. Just don’t claim everything is a snake.

Later…

CSI: Vegas. Oh how I loved this show. The reboot picks up where it left off. New series premiere was excellent.

Billions. Sigh. Love the show. Will miss the man. But his kids are more important. Fuck cancer. His wife did not need to die so young.

Sex Education. Slow, uninspiring start to season three. I hope it gets better. Seems forced early on.

NOVA. THC, CBD, and colliders finding neutrinos. And that’s just the first two episodes. Been watching this PBS science gem since the ‘80’s.

Succession. Season three starts in a couple weeks. 

My kids had a heated debate about which King Henry killed his wives. Even though the girl was wrong, she continued to vehemently argue her position, even blaming the error (never admitting it was hers to own) on the source. In Kindergarten, her teacher said my daughter will be a lawyer. Currently, that is far from any reality, but I tend to agree she’ll be in a position of bully pulpit power. When she tells me I’m ready for Shady Acres ‘retirement home’, I hope it’s quick and painless. 🤣

Verbs sucks. Pass it on. 🤣

Speaking of said oral action, my daughter got her school instrument today - the flute. We proceeded to discuss not asking boys to show her their instrument, and she is now aware of what a skin flute is, as a matter of shielding her from school yard embarrassment. All I got was, “Thanks for ruining the flute for me, dad.”

Parenting is better done by others who are not as twisted as me. However, my daughter laughs at everything we discuss. I think it’s her way of showing her appreciation for learning the stuff at home. She then has learned leverage over her friends. I’ll go with that.

Mochaccino for the road, please. And I’ll just have a water.

Ba dum, dum.

Verbs still sucks. 🤣

I AM so soooo proud of my kids. Can’t say here why, but they dun good. Really good.

If you’re of a certain age that you remember before cell phones, before the internet, before HIV/AIDS, and even before computers, then you’ll get the melancholy message of this song. Give it a listen. You many have heard it before. It’s by a wonderfully fearless and creative Canadian band called Arcadia Fire.

I’ve got my comp idea. Started my notes. It’s going to be a twisted, introspective psychological thriller of a mess. Based on an almost true story. Just like my life. I’ve got a feeling and it’s really freakin’ me out. 😁

So great to see a couple old friends put idea to electricity - Lilly and SweetSinner. Do read. Both women have a way to hold and enrapture the reader.

I’m home now. Long ride. The cremains now remain for eternity. The only casualty - a friendship. Don’t ever passive aggressively pressure me to make a choice. In so doing, it’ll never be you. 

Stay safe everyone. I’ve got a bad feeling and it’s kinda freakin’ me out.

Let the Halloween story contest begin…

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I may have missed the conversation, but I can’t figure out how to post a picture from my phone. The current set up only allows for a URL or YouTube link.

What am I missing? Or, is this one of the things that is on the techie honey-do list?

Thanks.

Unfortunately, at the moment if you don't have the URL you'd have to upload it into your media file to do that. That is something I have down to ask them about.

Thanks.

Ooh. Winter is coming. I might have time and gumption to submit. Thanks Verbs!

I may have missed the conversation, but I can’t figure out how to post a picture from my phone. The current set up only allows for a URL or YouTube link.

What am I missing? Or, is this one of the things that is on the techie honey-do list?

Thanks.

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No gratuitous gore or graphic violence!? I'M OUTTA HERE!!!

I won't enter--I'm not sure I'm allowed--but I look forward to reading the entries. Good comp theme! 

Why can't you enter? Because you won the last one? Don't worry, that's not a thing here. If you get an idea we definitely welcome it. 

It's seems unsporting somehow. And Ape is right - I need to keep my eyes on the road for the next 8 months, no side trips to write short stories (though if I get blocked that may well change).

 

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Hi, my friends.

I was in the hospital for ten days and got home on Friday. Today is the first day I could get online.

I hope everyone is well. I wrote about my time in the hospital, and then today, I read it while having a semi-normal mind. Gosh, it was awful! I could not understand half of it myself. Maybe I should post it entitled 'The Ravings of Madness.'

Tomorrow, I am going to NC for my father's funeral. He was cremated, and they were waiting for everyone to get well and be able to show up. I am lucky I got out of the hospital in time.

I hope you all are doing well and have a wonderful weekend.

“It wasn’t Alaska but I hope you enjoyed the motorcycle ride.”

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Verbs, good on you. Find that novel itch and scratch it. Or get some penicillin and a topical ointment 

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Gill, Germany is no Vancouver but both are too far away. I’ve already told my kids that they can’t leave home, or they must take me with them if they do. I can’t imagine my life without them in it.

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Rump, sooo glad you made it. We missed you and your off-brand kilter. I stashed some Louisiana moonshine under table eleven, next to the men’s washroom. It’s all yours.

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It’s 3:00 am and we woke up. Couldn’t sleep. We were chatting about YouTubers and what makes some good and others not so much. I guess our voices carried. Someone just banged on (or in) the wall next to us. I interpreted the knock as either, “Help me! They’re keeping me trapped inside, forcing me to be their slave.”

Or, “Shut the fire truck up!”

And now I have that lovely ear worm, “… voices carry… “ in my head

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Great news on the spooky comp. I might have a story idea about an innocent but trapped soul in the purgatory walls of a small town motel…

Or a bed bug story…

Or the roadkill that came to zombie life and chased me down the highway…

Or the bison bull that charged me while I approached him on my motorcycle…

Or the little hole in the motel wall that a blood sucking spider comes each night to feed on motel guests…

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Larry, LARRY!!!

I’ll post a picture tomorrow of something that you know and appreciate. 

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One piece of pizza left. It’s in the bar fridge. It’s haunting. It’s calling my name…

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Ever wonder how social media algorithms work?

Falling Down and American Beauty clips have been popping up on YouTube for me as recommended viewing. An accurate reflection of my view of life or foreshadowing?

🤔

🤣 🤣 🤣

“May the force be with you,” the doctor said as he handed a stool softener prescription to the constipated woman.

😳 

😆

Ping, you Magnificent Bastard, glad to hear the carcinoma is not Ping-threatening, and seems to be only mildly Ping-disfiguring. Life does take chunks out of you, like a hungry, cantankerous, half-blind, old, feral pig.

Yikes on the algorhythms. They know you better than your own dreams. I thought American Beauty was wildly overrated, but I really liked Falling Down. That scene with the little kid and the rocket launcher is lodged in my brain. 

No Talia Wednesday. Today I am going to coat the kitchen floor with oil and slide the cats across it. They love it! And clean-up should be a breeze!

I really did teach David Foster Wallace (the cat, not the dead writer) how to play fetch. About once a week, he'll bring one of his little cat toys to one of us, and set it down. Sometimes he'll shake it to get your attention. And then, if you throw it, he brings it back! He'll do it 5-6 times before he decides he has more important things to do, like lick his butt.

Off to write. Coffee and a maple crunch cookie please.  

 

Oot ‘n a boot on the adventure bike today. Just stopped for a break where the bison, incorrectly called, boofalow, roam. Beautiful day. But it doesn’t feel like 20 C when cruising at 120 kph. 

Verbs, formally known at Princess Poppycock, has his devil’s workshop in fully swing mode. What could possibly go wrong?

“Hello PETA?”

Hot chocolate, please.