also tired cause dad called me at 3:30 and I had to take him to emergency room
roast pork
turkey or ham?
sorry, loser DQ. I WIN!!!
just got home from taking dad to emergency room. but all is well except for lack of sleep.
need to get back to sleep`
KNOWING A FRIEND IS HAPPY
Once upon a clear dark night an elderly man with a wicked cat who ate all of his freshly caught shrimp in a most peculiar, yet satisfyingly white china bowl.
There were sounds outside his window as the wind turbine that spins came crashing down, scattering the crows. The sounds of wings, furious and flapping, came through the darkness.
And with that become clear that the old man's home was not a good place, not like before. He chose to ignore it for he already knew the reason: It was time warped. So, instead he joined the circus. There, he became an amazing acrobat who created an entertaining show for the elderly folk who ate watermelons and spit seeds into the offending crowd of onlookers.
Covered in seeds, the acrobat then promptly took his large knives and sliced a huge potato in dodecahedrons — took great care with each 12-sided shape before throwing his knives back to the sous-chef, who swore in six different languages whilst standing on a rotating toadstool, for this was ga ga land.
The knives landed one by one and pierced a cocoon, narrowly missing the butterfly's toenails, which caused its cocoon to pop. Wingless and flightless, the poor butterfly soon became prey to a large timid, lovelorn bat that befriended the only animal who ever showed any true courage to try something new. A duck billed platypus that was love struck and could not find his matching socks. Am I mad, or is it true that duck flew south by the flick of Willy Wonka's wrist that was covered with a yellow ribbon and a big red flag. Now the duck was not sure if he should keep on going or not. So he quacked instead and then farted. Something smelss funny, a smell so bad that everyone
a bit of stiffness in my hands because I peeled a bunch of apples
muffins, thanks.
strawberry of raspberry
strength to tell someone something special
need to finish cutting up the rest of the apples