Banned for having more hair than me
Arrested for having a distractingly beautiful avatar
Always nice to see you Talia
And you too AJAX
Banned for looking at me with those dreamy eyes
Fortunately, a donkeytail looks very sexy on me and a lot of ladies seem anxious to find out, what a man can do with that extra appendage
fortunately, Minerva McGonagall got wind of what Neville had done and she made sure, we were rescued from our predicament in such a way, that it could not be reversed
Fortunately, Harry Potter is a close friend of CD and he magically restored our health and our wealth
Hey Kiera!
Banned for marooning Bluto and Olive Oil on an uninhabited Island in the Pacific
Goosebumps? Better get out of the wind then, I'll watch the spot
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that wants your money or your life?
Oops, already had that one
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who thinks he is a dog?
Banned for illegally failing to ban somebody.
You go and eat your sundae Alan, I booked this seat
Fortunately a secret millionaire has donated enough money to cover the cost of the treatment
*silently retreats to the end of the line*
Sahel, famin, civil war
Andorra
But I'll be inside your walls.... Muwahahahaha....!
Don't know which soap opera but: Granted, the bishop decided to leave it all to fate
I wish this beautiful spring weather would last a bit longer
Banned for fighting over the taste of a milkshake
