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Arrested for pinching my poor behind every time I get to be on the end of the line
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granted but now you arms really ache

i wish i could give talia a birthday kiss
me too.

Granted, but that will be on her 80th birthday, so patience please



I wish I could have a cup of tea with you lot
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arrested for not putting top up on his convertible when driving through the carwash
That was because Talia distracted me..


Talia is arrested for not appreciating what SG's dirty car really looked like
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fortunately, there are guys like me here, to rescue all the damsels in distress
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But Paul & Frank... there's problems when you go home after the party!!

I prefer the Dubliners' version, to be honest.
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Cliff, and the dinner guy was Stu


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that resides in a mans pants?
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Hoe do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, wired to a bunch of computers?



I give up.

Alan

How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that understands everything


That Alan thing is very clever. It took me a few to figure it out.

I don't know the second one.

Percival


How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that is served up for dinner
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Granted, but you spend the rest of the week fighting off jealous guys


I wish I was able to hug all of you
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Pure caffeine? Lethal


Discovering how incredebly talented my daughter is
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Unfortunately you really needed that ex lax, now you're constipated.
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Hoe do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, wired to a bunch of computers?



I give up.

Alan

How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that understands everything
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Hey Paul
hey Kiera, they're trying to steal my spot
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Tired



Sipping a glass of red wine while enjoyingvthe banter on this forum
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There where the night is fallin'
Hear, hear the piper callin'
Loudly and proudly yellin'
Down thru the glenn...


Ireland
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I thought that was Geeks? And, happily, I would.


Meek, freak, geeks with leeks on teak while they streak, but only for weeks.

But of course.
eeks!
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Arrested for trying to watch all the arrests I recorded on my cellphone
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(So does Kiera, I'll bet.)


Granted: you become such a cooking sensation that all the other top chefs put out a collective hit on you, and you are forced to live incognito in Quonset Hut somewhere in Nebraska in order to save your own life.


I wish I could go home - I am tired.


Indeed I do Talia seens your not sharing the Birthday cake and I am wasting away here and practically starving.

Granted you just got fired.

Granted I get your portion of spaghetti and you have to eat my pizza

I wish me and the lovely SS ladies could all go on a luxury spa weekend for Talia's birthday..Pauls treat of course



Granted, but the spa is in Chili and all the flights there are cancelled because of an erupting vulcano.


But I wish I could afford that weekend
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