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paulus
Over 90 days ago
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Granted, but we haven't located the right well to cook yet



I wish there was some of that spaghetti left for Kiera

Okay Talia, you beat me again. Your wish is granted, you've become redundant....
Good, I can take this spot without you noticing then
Quote by Welshdreamer42
Fancy a glass of wine and a chat Paulus? We can talk Monty Python if you like? After all, what did the Romans ever do for us?
I'd love to do that, and to answer your question, I still use some of the roads that were originally built by the Romans.
Talia you're banned for not letting me know it's your birthday
Kiera you're banned because you banned Talia before I could
Large part was annexed and belongs to Turkey now, genocide's centennial



Lebanon
Granted, your internet won't screw up anymore because your subscription is cancelled


I wish my son would hurry up with his cooking ( his spaghetti is great) because I'm hungry
Okay, but I'm taking your piano with me. Want to rescue the mice?
Quote by AriesDragon
banned for trying to copy that guys hair
that hairstyle came naturally



Banned for thinking I still have enough hair (on my head) for a mohawk
Hey! Guys! AriesDragon brought new wood for our fire!
Hey, now I missed the bonfire. That's not fair. *pouting*
Hoe do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, wired to a bunch of computers?
Quote by Shotgun011
fell asleep in a satellite dish and had his dreams broadcast globally
and got the highest ratings since the invention of television



Dreamcatcher still hasn't figured out, how the butterflies escaped, when he used his mother's knickers as a butterfly net
Arrested for selling bootleg bourbon as a medicine against hypochondria
Shotgun uses DC's superstition to sell him two wagonloads of aluminum foil
Lighter perhaps? There must be something around we can use to start a fire?
Quote by Dreamcatcher
Thinks his dates find it endearing when he shoves crayons up his nose and pretends he's a walrus..

They do! And then they call the guys with the white van and the straightjacket.



DC hasn't caught one single dream yet in his life long career, other than his own, but he still believes he will soon succeed with his new and improved dreamcatchinator (with selfdestruct button)