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Quote by JWren
Nobody has owned up... Who will repair the piano?
Since it is already wrecked, I can't make it worse, can I? I'll dig out my jackhammer and see what I can do about your piano. Does anyone around have matches?
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Tricked Talia into believing that cake is slimming food to boost the sales of his cakeshop.
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Arrested for trying to steal the shoes I was wearing




She didn't arrest me
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Arrested for believing I can actually walk on those things
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Quote by Shotgun011
granted but you find barracudas love you.
As odd as it may sound, I love barracudas and they don't frighten me. I've met them several times.


Quote by TaliaRussell
I wish Paul would let me stay at the end of the line for like, an hour.
Guess I granted that one


Quote by Nox
I wish the basketball playoffs didn't take six months to complete

Granted, took 5 minutes and you're too late to watch



Wish I didn't have to quote so much
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Quote by ginger86
stealing my shoes. thankfully the police returned them


arrested for showing of with louboutins
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Ah, the view... Two lovely ladies, right behind me at the end of the line
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Edelweiss by Captain von Trapp (Plummer) as his farewell to Austria in the Sound of Music
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Granted. The actual work has started now, leaving you with even less free time.



I wish I was snorkling in the caribean
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Keeps all possible shades of pink in store to accomodate the insatiable nailpainting lust of Dreamcatcher
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Jacques Mayol in the Big Blue





If you could rule any yountry (should be country of course) on this planet, which would it be and what would be the first thing you'd change there?
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Damn, too late. Now I'll have to wait here at the end of the line for the next opportunity.
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Quote by AriesDragon
New shorts, for the summer...


My wife actually is very good at crochet, but she'd probably file for a restriction order if I decided to wear one of these.....





For Ariesdragon, to take on the poachers of wildlife in her country:
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Now what was that about showing bums? Ladies, did one of you show your bum, while I wasn't here?
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Banned for being better at painting than I can even dream to be
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I think it's safe, to stabilize the situation, now I'm back in place
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Quote by SweetKing126
Arrested for trying to NOT kiss Ginger's pretty bare feet.....yes, I know you are married, Paul....go ahead and show the Mrs to keep you outta trouble..lol
yes, I am married, but I miss the point here. What trouble?


And Nox: arrested for tampering with photographic evidence
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Quote by SweetKing126
Arrested for trying to NOT kiss Ginger's pretty bare feet.....yes, I know you are married, Paul....go ahead and show the Mrs to keep you outta trouble..lol
yes, I am married, but I miss the point here. What trouble?


And Nox: arrested for tampreingvwith photographic
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Goodnight and sleep tight Talia. I'll guard the front end.
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