My daughter, who should be in bed by now, but is stalling as long as she can.
She has given me many enjoyable hours with her wonderful stories
I never eat much and don't work out, so I'm not very big. There is room enough for me.
I've never been to that part of the world, so it sounds great.
I can think of a few fanatics on this thread and EoL that would make great company.
Where would we end up in SA?
Anytime!
To where would we go?
Steam and simmer, boil and bubble
Fill my cauldron up with trouble
Brew me some to make them fart
Or maybe to stop their heart
Tail of lizard, spiderbrain
Seven drops of winter rain
A drink to let them fall in love
or to fall from high above
Black cat's whiskers, wings of bats
Add the hair of two black rats
Cause their minds to overload
Or become a slimy toad
Scale of dragon, leeches gut
Five small scoops of sulfer mud
Make them sick or even worse
strike them with a deadly curse
Hide yourself and shake with fear
Because the wicked witch is here...
hehehehehe.....
Maybe, but I'm still here
I like, what that fox says, funny, and not bad music either.
Grey all over here, lots of clouds, come and get them! They come with an icy cold wind though....
Anyone who has some nice warm sunshine for me?
Almost dinnertime here. What shall I cook today?
The voices of my children, playing in tje livingroom
Nope, don't like potato stuff. I'll have half a ton of your spiciest chili please.
I'll just promise not to fart
The cow sandwich sounds fine, but that sauce makes my arse burn when I fart
Burrrp! Just did, wee bit too sweet for me though, it doesn't give me the gas I need for a good firebreath
When the cockroach girl married the mouse
The owl said he would take their vows
When her groom said: "I do"
The owl said: "me too"
And he promptly devoured her spouse.
Good, I'm thirsty, where is it?
There are none. I write when the urge arises, and that can happen anytime.
What do you eat, when you get hungry at night?
And I the dragon, breathing fire on you....
A wasp once landed on my nose and asked me: "Would it sting,
If would simply settle here and watched you do your thing?"
I told him that would not be safe, because my lovely wife
Would want to kiss me near that spot, endangering his life
He told me that he would not move, because he loved the place
And if that lady came too close, he'd stick it in her face
Now I love every animal, no matter, big or small,
But threatening to hurt my wife, I don't accept at all
I hooked my finger hind my thumb, and shot him off my nose,
His lifeless body flew away and landed on a rose
And so this story ends for him, because he failed to see
That the nose of one about to kiss is not the place to be.
Or at least, so he thinks.
Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall
