I now have over 30,000 views on my 28 stories. That is about 1075 views per story. I never would have thought anyone would be that interested in anything I wrote.
I also have a 4.95 scoring average. That is BS. It should be no higher than 4.25, I think, but people are just being nice to the old fart. (one of the more affectionate terms my better half uses for me, most are R rated and can not be written here)
I am going to see 'Batman vs Superman' tomorrow morning at 9am with my wife.
I always like to talk with heroes and that is what most firefighters are! Plus he likes X-Files and Grimm.
Unfortunately some people do not understand how to play this game.
In Zombie world; A zombie mother went to the brain store to get some brains for her zombie daughter's sweet sixteen birthday party. There were many types of brains for sale from normal people's brains at $5/pound up to scientist's brains at $45/pound. There was also a sign that read 'See sales zombie for gourmet brains or special orders.' The zombie mother wanted only the best for her lovely zombie daughter's big day, so she shuffled towards a nearby sales zombie.
When the zombie mother approached the sales zombie, the sales zombie said, "Welcome to Brains-Mart, How may I help you ma'am?"
The zombie mother explained the situation and asked, "What is the most expensive brains you sale?"
The sales zombie replied, "We did get a shipment of twenty pounds of movie stars brains for $425/pound, but the best of the best is lawyer brains."
The zombie mother asked, "How much are they?"
The sales zombie said, "$2000/pound and we only have three pounds."
"Oh gosh, why so expensive?"
"Ma'am do you have any idea how many lawyers it takes to get just one pound of brains?"
These where great. Varied and interesting.
There is one turn of phrase that always flips me out. I can never understand why anyone that puts any thought into what they say would use this.
"I found it the last place I looked."
If you are looking for something and find it, this is the most moronic thing to say. When I hear people say this, I always say. "Of course it was the last place you looked! You would have to be really foolish to keep looking other places once you found it."
It was not really a pickup line. It was just a statement of truth. I said, "You are the perfect person for me and if you think I am for you, then we should get married." Four dates later we were engaged.
Do you think marriage is becoming an outdated concept since people are living so long? Why?
I have done it many times. It is a truly joyful experience.
If you were driving at a high rate of speed and four people stepped right out in front of you, and your only alternative to hitting and probably killing them was to serve onto the sidewalk where one person was standing that would probably be killed; what would you do?
What if the four were octogenarians and on the sidewalk was a 8 year-old child; would that change your decision? What if the 4 in the road were 9 to 7 years of age and the person on the sidewalk was 80 years old, would you do it different then?
This is a question of morality and ethics that has come up in Philosophy classes.
Rarely, but I often do my nightmares.
Have you ever met someone so handsome/beautiful that you could not speak well?
Yes, especially since reading 'No Lie'.
'Max Payne' (2008)
Mark Wahlberg
Pi - a Greek letter used to represent the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter.
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937
Today is 3-14, Pi-day.
Hello Talia. Enjoyed your latest poem.
Going to see '10 Cloverfield Lane' today in 4D. Can not get it out of my mind, I am so excited.
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