Arrested for helping shotgun by distracting the cabbie with a wink and a smile.
Unfortunately they felt so bad for bringing in the wrong people they became depressed and cried, especially the boy scouts.
Has posters in his bedroom about things that should not be drunk.
Since you were banned for your booze, I will ban you for being ban-boozdled.
Banned for avoiding clearance sales because she dislikes shrinkable items.
Go make us some gingerbread. I will be here waiting.
Because of the rioting and civil discourse in Baltimore yesterday, the Chicago White Sox played the Baltimore Orioles in a closed stadium. No fans in attendance. This is the first time this has ever occurred in the history of major league professional baseball. BTW professional baseball leagues started before the American Civil War.
All of the Indiana Jones movies. I used to love them even after several views, but my grandkids watch at least two of them a week. I think I may have seen each one about fifty times now and I still do not hate them. That is saying something about those movies.
Go chase your dog Spot and I will be right here.
Lawn mowers! Please stop them!
Banned for snooping on Snoop.
Last night I fixed lightly blackened salmon, fresh sliced new potatoes cooked in butter with a few mushrooms, and French style green beans in lemon pepper.
220 yards with a 3 wood on Little Creek's 8th hole. Just short of the green.
That is mean, you lose your place.
PBS News about the aftermath of the earthquake in Nepal. My heart and prayers go out to them.
strawberry Kool-Aid with ginger ale and a little lime
Damn! I told you we should have worn clown costumes.
Too bad you did not peek behind.
A birthday cake for his wife.
She actually is a Harlem Globetrotter.
! am in my spot once more.
1841
The birth year of Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Possibly the preeminent United States Supreme Court Jurists.
