He likes George Carlin. He must be OK.
It is I. The end is mine.
Duct Tape Forever (2002) I think Red Green is great!
There are two really great lines that I liked in this movie.
1)
Riley: It's surrounded by guards and video monitors and little families from Iowa and little kids on their eighth grade field trips.
2) (while they looked down a huge underground stairway)
Powell: How do a bunch of guys with hand tools build all this?
Ben Gates: Same way they built the pyramids - and the Great Wall of China.
Riley: Yeah... the aliens helped them.
Banned for excessive toenails.
1827
On May 25th of that year, a Romanian inventor Petrache Poenaru receives a French patent for the invention of the first fountain pen with a replaceable ink cartridge.
I slept in late. Being out of the way in this morning is a plus to so many people. If I slept all the time I could raise the quality of life for lots of people.
When I was a kid I thought color TV was magic.
I do not feel much like partying right now, but I will sit and watch a spell.
Bobby Fisher playing chess
South Vietnam
I will just stand here a while.
For my cat sitting in my lap purring.
The Phoenicians
Scotland (birth place of my youngest son)
Chicago Cubs baseball game. After 7 inning the Cubs are down 5 to 4. Rally time Cubbies!
I am back. I put out the fire.
Lord of the Rings
Honduras
Lives down the street from Al Franken and calls him uncle Franken.
Banned because it is Earth Day.
This thread is going much better than I thought it would. I was concerned about people taking it too far. I was wrong. (so far) I will try one.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs shoved at the top of a hill?
Roland