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rolandlytle
18 hours ago
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I'm an old salt trained to handle such things. It's not safe for you here. Come back in a week or two. Everything should be OK then.
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I would face a pair of anything for my family or friends.
Would you want to be a moderator on this site?
Would you want to be a moderator on this site?
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I wish I had met him when I was in Scotland, well I guess he would have been a little lad 25 years ago, but I bet he was still fun.
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Film it then buy it a pint. I need all the benevolence I can get.
Which would be a worse hell for you, constant pain or complete boredom?
Which would be a worse hell for you, constant pain or complete boredom?
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NO. As Sheldon Cooper said about people who believe in astrology, "It tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality." And, "Astrology is nothing but pseudo-scientific hokum." Of course he isn't real either.
Do ghosts exist?
Do ghosts exist?
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The end is not for you. You are too important and distinguished. Olny the oldest and weakest are at the end. (Yes I know you are older, but this saddle has been rode hard and put away wet way too often)
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Easy! Water. Have you seen my photo? I need water almost everyday, but I could survive without food for a looooong time.
Vanilla or cinnamon scent?
Vanilla or cinnamon scent?
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She sometimes makes me wish I was 35 years younger, and better looking, and smarter, and cooler, and my feet didn't smell so bad.
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Reb changes avatars like most people change socks. She can't find one good enough to be her cyber presentation.
Oh I just noticed, there is no one behind me. (Be careful. I ate bean burritos today.)
Oh I just noticed, there is no one behind me. (Be careful. I ate bean burritos today.)
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If I had ever had a daughter, I would have wanted here to grow up just like her. (except without an eye patch, sorry didn't mean to let that slip)
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The Muppet Movie (1976) Do you have any idea how many times I've seen this movie with my kids and grand kids? There ius one movie my children made me watch more often.
"I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind.
Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you.
The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons."
"I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind.
Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you.
The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons."
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Reb's body is made of ALL FUNNY BONES!!
Can't walk very far or quickly. The heels of his feet keep sticking to the ground.