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Reb's body is made of ALL FUNNY BONES!!
Can't walk very far or quickly. The heels of his feet keep sticking to the ground.
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Can't walk very far or quickly. The heels of his feet keep sticking to the ground.
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Hot herb tea.
Hot and spicy or sweet and tangy? (For food! Don't be bad.)
Hot and spicy or sweet and tangy? (For food! Don't be bad.)
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Flockynockynihilipilification, which means "to render something as useless". Ironically, the word itself is pretty useless. Oh, and here's a twist on supercalifragilistic that might amuse word lovers, ad possibly the best headline I've ever read: "Super Callie go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious." Happened the next day after Inverness Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic. I think they won the FA cup, or whatnot, which was unprecedented for a wee team like ICT.
I don't like football, honest. What do you have a surprising breadth of knowledge about, despite professing to not like it?
I thought the longest word was smiles, it has a mile between the first and last letter.
I'm not lazy, but I'm too busy to get much done.
When does friendship not come first?
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The OED defines it as 'Extraordinarily good; wonderful' as an example it has, 'a supercalifragilistic day of fun'. Is interchangeable with the word 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious'. The original meaning from the song was, 'a word you say when you have nothing else to say', which would explain why my wife has never said it.
What is the longest word you have ever used?
What is the longest word you have ever used?
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Just found out the Civil War was real and that all those books were not fiction.
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A woman of impeccable taste and mature bearing, except when confronted by pine cones. Then she screams like a twelve year old girl and loses her mind.
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Make it to Monday.
Why do so many people find it hard to help a stranger?
Why do so many people find it hard to help a stranger?
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That is D wrong answer.
I C the right answer.
I get a 100% grade and win,
because I'm again at the end.
I C the right answer.
I get a 100% grade and win,
because I'm again at the end.
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Roland kinda looks like Popeye, but really, he hates spinach.
Oh, heavens no! I greatly enjoy spinach!
A funny fact about rebs is that in fact she is very funny.
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Thought Captain Kangaroo was a World War II Australian war hero.
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black leather
Which is the tougher sport, football (American, not real football) or rugby?
Which is the tougher sport, football (American, not real football) or rugby?
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The 39 Steps (1935)
King L: D..., I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.
D: Hardly, my lord, it's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.
hint: It's sequel was released recently.
King L: D..., I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.
D: Hardly, my lord, it's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.
hint: It's sequel was released recently.
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Was thrown out of the theater when 'Frozen' was playing for booing Anna.
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Only if you feel badly about it.
How do you tell a friend that you want more than just friendship?
How do you tell a friend that you want more than just friendship?
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That statement, Liz, is rather erroneous. I'm the winner
Did you say my wife was erogenous? That is very naughty. Behave yourself. (lol)
Oh, and by the way
I'm at the end
So I must say
That I win
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Yes. Complete with my short sword, hoplite long spear, linothorax breastplate, greaves, hoplon shield, Corinthian helmet and tunic.
Would you spend a day at a nude beach au naturel?
Would you spend a day at a nude beach au naturel?
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I was talking to Rebellious_Soul and she called me "Mr. Circles", to which I replied "I'm often dizzy." It made me wonder, Roland, are you often dizzy? I'm going in circles and you're going in loops! And is Lizzy dizzy, too? May I call her Dizzy Lizzy?
A woman saw that her young friend was very glum. Even though the friend was very pretty, she wasn't the sharpest rock in the quarry. She wanted to make her feel better. The woman believed her friend needed to feel better about her appearance and needed to add something to her wardrobe to highlight her beautiful facial features. She also needed to relax, to do something extravagant to feel good. Above all else she thought her friend needed to be treated special. A man that would treat her with respect and admiration while still being able to woo her.
She went to her friend and said, "You need three thing to make you feel wonderful and on top of the world. You need some colourful glasses, maybe green, A long luxurious bath in warm cream, and Loops."
Her friend took her advice. After she did all three she called her friend into her bathroom as she lay in the tube full of warm cream and said, "I do think I look better, I feel more relaxed, but this cereal confuses me. What is it suppose to do for me?"
The woman shook her head in disbelief and said, "I didn't say Fruit Loops, I said Loops."
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Went to the movies and made everyone stare at her when she went to the end of the line for tickets, jumped up and down, and yelled I WIN!
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I care for you all like kin,
I do not wish to offend,
sorry but I must win,
because now I'm at ...
I do not wish to offend,
sorry but I must win,
because now I'm at ...
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Dragons, but truthfully I've never been to Arizona.
Chocolate or caramel?
Chocolate or caramel?
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South Park: Bigger, Longer &Uncut (1999) The first line of the song. (see below to listen to song, sorry for the profanity)
three quotes (I couldn't decide which I liked best)
1)
Capt: K, what in the sphincter of hell are you playing at? We got the primary buffer panel coming right...
K: Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret.
Capt: You told me those entry couplings would hold for another week!
K: That was six months ago, Cap'n.
Capt: My ship don't crash. If she crashes, you crashed her.
2)
pilot: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt: Define "interesting".
pilot: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
3)
K: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
J: I could stand to hear a little more.
three quotes (I couldn't decide which I liked best)
1)
Capt: K, what in the sphincter of hell are you playing at? We got the primary buffer panel coming right...
K: Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret.
Capt: You told me those entry couplings would hold for another week!
K: That was six months ago, Cap'n.
Capt: My ship don't crash. If she crashes, you crashed her.
2)
pilot: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt: Define "interesting".
pilot: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
3)
K: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
J: I could stand to hear a little more.
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Paul (2011) Seth Rogen never looked so good.
"It's alive! It's alive!"
"It's alive! It's alive!"
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I assume you mean my spirit animal. It is a crow.
What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
What is your favorite guilty pleasure?