DRAGON!!! Scourge of the seven seas... oh no that was pirates. Dragons are the fiercest most dread mythical creature, but yet some dragons are good and some can use magic. I'd want to be a dragon that can take human shape using magic (a fairly common story device about dragons) and walk down back alleys in high crime areas. I'll be able to be a good guy and still eat people.
Do you think you will live one-hundred years (I've read articles that say people born in 2025 should have an average life expectancy of 100)
This question is for the younger people, sorry Roland, oh that's me!
I'm grateful for another day of pain. Think about it. Life is pain. We grow, learn and experience life. They can all be painful, emotionally and physically. We tend to remember the good times, but often we only have the good time because we suffered through the hard times to get there. I like the pain, it means there's more good times ahead if I just keep pushing on.
I'd think, frak I need to take my pills. But in this instance I'd say, "Aye you swabs! Set sail you mangy bilge rats and let's find us a fat treasure ship laden with gold and pretty women. Where's Doctor Hyde my first mate?"
If you could live any place in the world, where would it be?
Nikola Tesla. He did a lot of his work here in Chicago. I used to use some of his thoughts and ideas with my students.
Fried rice or steamed rice?
Do you mean the rip-of of that mid-80's phenom by Alexei Sayle 'Ullo John! Gotta New Motor?'
What movie or TV series of the last 50 years will still be though of as good entertainment in 100 years?
Science Fiction (a geek through & through) but if the supernatural is better I'll read it.
orange juice with pulp or without pulp?
Yes and I talk to myself when I'm not alone. I have to talk to someone weird or crazy enough to understand me don't I?
Yes you do, that is very normal in my opinion.
Thank you. I think it is OK to talk to yourself as long as you don't answer.
Why is that?
Then it shows that you don't understand you identity. You think you are someone else, another individual. That is delusional. That would mean you might be crazy.
Really? Wow, I'll watch out for those types. See you later.
God, I'm glad he's gone. He can be such an ass.
If you came out of your front door and saw an elderly person being badly beaten by someone and you didn't know either person, who would you pull for... No, no, no! I mean what would you do?
Broken leg, but both are preferable to a broken heart.
Is there any profession that is more despised than politicians?
Compassionate and kind. Wants to fight for the oppressed underdog.
Night in.
Acoustic or electric guitar?
OK, how about a date with a cuddly ninja?
A date with a killer ninja.
This is so hard! There are so many books made into movies. A book that changed my life that much later when technology made it possible to make as a good movie was 'Lord of the Rings' series.
Because of lack of non-verbal communications (body language & voice variations) it is easy to have a misunderstanding on-line.
Have you ever had a problem such as that?
Odin does have the disadvantage of missing an eye, but I find, generally speaking, that the Greek deities are at bit wimpy compared to the Norse equivalents. I pick Odin.
What is the most embarrassing thing to happen while you were on a date? (keep it clean)
I can not thank all of you enough. I take great joy from reading the jokes you leave here. I owe you all a debt of gratitude, especially to Dreamcatcher. Thanks Larry!
Hi again Eva! Welcome! I've enjoyed your stories enough to buy your book. Looking forward to starting it. I didn't pay the .99 price, I do like to help out students when I can even though it is not very much. Make sure to let us know if you put out anymore books.
I believe Fuzzy & Rebellious_Soul are the two writers with the most followers.
To continue this dangerous line of questioning, which writer have you learned the most from on Stories Space?
I'm a warrior elf. In the CYOA Fantasy War thread we warrior elves are on an important mission, but the elves keep wandering off. We are presently trying to figure out what to do to the wizards we came across. And the rumor you may have heard is a lie. We are wearing underwear!
After that answer, do you think I've lost it; and if so, what can I do to get it back? And yes I did take my medicine this morning.
Renaissance Era, but both would really suck unless I was part of the 1%. Even then it wouldn't be that good.
What is the one thing that can make you irrationally mad/angry?
The Chicago Bears!!!
Ohhhhh, you said the Super Bowl. I thought you said the Toilet Bowl.
Sorry Carl. I'll re-do the question.
Carl said, "For my american friends who wins the super bowl this year?"
(I know this is an Ask & Answer question, but let us slide this one time. Please!!!!!!)
Big old honking coconut cake!
What is more likely to bring a tear to your eye in a movie; a sad melancholy moment or a happy joyous moment?
The moon. I want to find out if there is a Starbucks there yet.
American football or football (Soccer for you Yanks)
'1941' (1979) It is a hilarious line when a Japanese soldier is trying to get a large radio into the submarine.
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"
Sorry the lines I love so much are usually too easy, like this one.
Can I have both. If I have to pick, slap, but I prefer slap & tickle.
A quiet traditional service or a loud joyous service?