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I'm sorry little lady, my hearing ain't that good. Did you say push you forward? I'd rather not, but it appears as though you already moved ahead.
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Old friends are as precious as gold, but true love outranks everything else. My true love would make me go have lunch with my friends and give me dessert when I got home. (Dessert, that's not the one with the sand, is it?)
A fine dinner at a five star restaurant or a quite dinner at home?
A fine dinner at a five star restaurant or a quite dinner at home?
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Grilled pineapple and ham!!!
Which is worse; headache or backache?
Which is worse; headache or backache?
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Very tricky!! Echidna also known as the spiny anteater. Here's the tricky part, its scientific name is Tachyglossidae in the Monotreme order (mammals that lay eggs).
Usagi Yojimbo the ronin samurai rabbit (real character name is Miyamoto Usagi, Yojimbo means bodyguard)
Usagi Yojimbo the ronin samurai rabbit (real character name is Miyamoto Usagi, Yojimbo means bodyguard)
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I think I knew, but I forgot. Could you tell me please?
(Say hi to the new lovely lady.)
(Say hi to the new lovely lady.)
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The book of love! (Sorry could not resist the musical reference - the Monotones)
real answer - To Kill a Mockingbird
That was a good question, so........
If you could be in any book what book would it be?
real answer - To Kill a Mockingbird
That was a good question, so........
If you could be in any book what book would it be?
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It would be easy to say happy for five minutes then die, but death is too final.
It is a tough choice but I would rather be sad for the rest of my life. (Anger would seem as though someone else decided my destiny.)
Those thoughts depress me, so something happier.
What would drive you crazier; being tickled or squirted with ice cold water from a garden hose? (a choice of two funny thinks, well to the rest of us it would be funny)
It is a tough choice but I would rather be sad for the rest of my life. (Anger would seem as though someone else decided my destiny.)
Those thoughts depress me, so something happier.
What would drive you crazier; being tickled or squirted with ice cold water from a garden hose? (a choice of two funny thinks, well to the rest of us it would be funny)
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Pegasus. I think unicorns are to picky. They only accept virgins.
coffee? with creame and sugar or black and bitter?
coffee? with creame and sugar or black and bitter?
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Lassie. I still cry when I see it. (I'm not crying, really, I just have something in my eye.)
What is your favorite type of cat? (dead is NOT an acceptable answer)
What is your favorite type of cat? (dead is NOT an acceptable answer)
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I'm often wrong and sometimes very wrong, but I see no one behind me so I win.
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I'd love to have a drink. I give you one free get out of nightmare card usable to stop that next really bad dream. You deserve only good dreams.
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I would give you all my knowledge, but I'm suppost to make it something useful, so a smile to keep in your pocket till the next time you feel down.
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I'm here with my clown. We scare the clones and you away.
Don't feel bad. Stop and get some gravel ice cream on your way out.
Don't feel bad. Stop and get some gravel ice cream on your way out.
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Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau is not James Bond. He is much too intelligent for that.
W.C. Field was hilarious, but Sir Charles Spencer "Charlie" Chaplin revolutionized the way movies were made and distributed. He brought to the theaters around the world a whole new demographic of patrons. He was in the movie industry for 75 years. He was a co-founder of United Artists. (one of the biggest movie studios ever founded in 1919 and still in existence today). He is considered my many in the movie industry as one of the greatest actors, producers, directors, and innovators. He even wrote and scored most of his films. When I was plying my trade as a thespian he was a hero to me.
What was your favorite Peter Sellers movie?
W.C. Field was hilarious, but Sir Charles Spencer "Charlie" Chaplin revolutionized the way movies were made and distributed. He brought to the theaters around the world a whole new demographic of patrons. He was in the movie industry for 75 years. He was a co-founder of United Artists. (one of the biggest movie studios ever founded in 1919 and still in existence today). He is considered my many in the movie industry as one of the greatest actors, producers, directors, and innovators. He even wrote and scored most of his films. When I was plying my trade as a thespian he was a hero to me.
What was your favorite Peter Sellers movie?
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Is that the Jurassic period? If it is you're in trouble, because I'm the old dinosaur around here.
I must be chasing you, because I'm behind you. Run from the Tyrannosaurus Rex!
I must be chasing you, because I'm behind you. Run from the Tyrannosaurus Rex!
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You need to reverse your polarity if you think I'm ahead of you. I'm behind you. You have it all backwards.
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Do you mean the lovely lady?
I'm behind the gracious gentleman. (Yes, that's you Dave)
I'm here. I'm always here. No matter where I go , I'm still here.
I'm behind the gracious gentleman. (Yes, that's you Dave)
I'm here. I'm always here. No matter where I go , I'm still here.
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Moderation in almost all things.
Which is more likely, UFOs from other worlds carrying alien life or politicians who do what is right even though it will lose them an election?
Which is more likely, UFOs from other worlds carrying alien life or politicians who do what is right even though it will lose them an election?