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I would give you all my knowledge, but I'm suppost to make it something useful, so a smile to keep in your pocket till the next time you feel down.
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I'm here with my clown. We scare the clones and you away.
Don't feel bad. Stop and get some gravel ice cream on your way out.
Don't feel bad. Stop and get some gravel ice cream on your way out.
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Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau is not James Bond. He is much too intelligent for that.
W.C. Field was hilarious, but Sir Charles Spencer "Charlie" Chaplin revolutionized the way movies were made and distributed. He brought to the theaters around the world a whole new demographic of patrons. He was in the movie industry for 75 years. He was a co-founder of United Artists. (one of the biggest movie studios ever founded in 1919 and still in existence today). He is considered my many in the movie industry as one of the greatest actors, producers, directors, and innovators. He even wrote and scored most of his films. When I was plying my trade as a thespian he was a hero to me.
What was your favorite Peter Sellers movie?
W.C. Field was hilarious, but Sir Charles Spencer "Charlie" Chaplin revolutionized the way movies were made and distributed. He brought to the theaters around the world a whole new demographic of patrons. He was in the movie industry for 75 years. He was a co-founder of United Artists. (one of the biggest movie studios ever founded in 1919 and still in existence today). He is considered my many in the movie industry as one of the greatest actors, producers, directors, and innovators. He even wrote and scored most of his films. When I was plying my trade as a thespian he was a hero to me.
What was your favorite Peter Sellers movie?
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Is that the Jurassic period? If it is you're in trouble, because I'm the old dinosaur around here.
I must be chasing you, because I'm behind you. Run from the Tyrannosaurus Rex!
I must be chasing you, because I'm behind you. Run from the Tyrannosaurus Rex!
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You need to reverse your polarity if you think I'm ahead of you. I'm behind you. You have it all backwards.
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Do you mean the lovely lady?
I'm behind the gracious gentleman. (Yes, that's you Dave)
I'm here. I'm always here. No matter where I go , I'm still here.
I'm behind the gracious gentleman. (Yes, that's you Dave)
I'm here. I'm always here. No matter where I go , I'm still here.
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Moderation in almost all things.
Which is more likely, UFOs from other worlds carrying alien life or politicians who do what is right even though it will lose them an election?
Which is more likely, UFOs from other worlds carrying alien life or politicians who do what is right even though it will lose them an election?
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Stop and stare. If I tried to run and stare, the only think I would see is the ground coming up to hit me in the face as I tripped.
What has more influence on your idea of beautiful appearance?
A hot body or an enchanting face?
What has more influence on your idea of beautiful appearance?
A hot body or an enchanting face?
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Goldfinger (1964)
Which actor was your favorite 007 James Bond?
Which actor was your favorite 007 James Bond?
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I'm human, most of the time. I haven't been good at dancing since Disco (I'm so embarrassed)
BIG DOGS or little dogs?
BIG DOGS or little dogs?
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Can we have a gravel alcoholic drink, or is it redundant to have gravel on the rocks?
I win!
I win!
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Not because of taste. I use to love jaw breakers, but now, if I tried them, I think they would be teeth breakers.
If you could not eat meat any more, would you be OK with that?
If you could not eat meat any more, would you be OK with that?
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I would like a gravel taco and a pint of bitters, please.
I win cause I'm at the end.
I win cause I'm at the end.
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No. To be mad I would have to understand why they banned it. If I got mad at every unbelievably foolish thing done now, my head would blow up. I'm still trying to wrap my head around what they have done to Halloween.
What is your favorite Halloween memory?
What is your favorite Halloween memory?
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Whiskey, preferably Jack Daniels. It's like mother's milk.
Dog or cat?
Dog or cat?