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Oh no, my good friend. There will be a day when I won't return, but that day is not nigh yet.
Till my brain is mush and my thoughts too bizarre, I'll be behind you. On that you can bet.
Till my brain is mush and my thoughts too bizarre, I'll be behind you. On that you can bet.
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My own house... my dream house in fact...
What is your dream house?
Anyplace my true love is.
As for you Andrew. Ihave read more than two dozen of your works; including flash fiction (the A Random Moment series and Inner Turmoil Of Multiple Personalities), musings (A Random Rambling, An Untitled Musing, General Things Of Ramblyness, Handwashing Rant And Other Things, Mewsing, Stuff) and poems (If I Was A Bee, Kitty And Kitten, Morning, My Inspiration..., Random Poem). I have enjoyed reading your various writings and even your reading of 'Better Than You'. I wish to say (I hope I have this right, its been a while for my Gaelic)
Tapadh leat fleasgach.
Why is it so much easier to give up and let the world bury you than to fight? Isn't life worth living for, and if not why waste peoples' time crying and whining about it, unless you are asking for help to get out of the depression that takes us all at times?
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As Albert Einstein said, “Intelligent life on other planets? I'm not even sure there is on earth!”
Yes, there is life on other planets. With all the billions of different stars in our galaxy and all the billions of other galaxies, if our planet were the only one to have life, wouldn't that be an awful waste of space?
If you got a billion dollars next week, what would be the first thing you would want to buy that you couldn't right now?
Yes, there is life on other planets. With all the billions of different stars in our galaxy and all the billions of other galaxies, if our planet were the only one to have life, wouldn't that be an awful waste of space?
If you got a billion dollars next week, what would be the first thing you would want to buy that you couldn't right now?
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I'm only doing my job. I am only a pundit of life practicing my punditry.
A pundit must pun or they have no fun.
I'm almost done. I look around , I won.
Why is Popeye an icon of Thanksgiving?
Because he says 'I yam what I yam. That's all that I yam.'
A pundit must pun or they have no fun.
I'm almost done. I look around , I won.
Why is Popeye an icon of Thanksgiving?
Because he says 'I yam what I yam. That's all that I yam.'
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You are like an egg. You say "I beat you" but the yokes on you.
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I'm sorry little lady, my hearing ain't that good. Did you say push you forward? I'd rather not, but it appears as though you already moved ahead.
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Old friends are as precious as gold, but true love outranks everything else. My true love would make me go have lunch with my friends and give me dessert when I got home. (Dessert, that's not the one with the sand, is it?)
A fine dinner at a five star restaurant or a quite dinner at home?
A fine dinner at a five star restaurant or a quite dinner at home?
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Grilled pineapple and ham!!!
Which is worse; headache or backache?
Which is worse; headache or backache?
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Very tricky!! Echidna also known as the spiny anteater. Here's the tricky part, its scientific name is Tachyglossidae in the Monotreme order (mammals that lay eggs).
Usagi Yojimbo the ronin samurai rabbit (real character name is Miyamoto Usagi, Yojimbo means bodyguard)
Usagi Yojimbo the ronin samurai rabbit (real character name is Miyamoto Usagi, Yojimbo means bodyguard)
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I think I knew, but I forgot. Could you tell me please?
(Say hi to the new lovely lady.)
(Say hi to the new lovely lady.)
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The book of love! (Sorry could not resist the musical reference - the Monotones)
real answer - To Kill a Mockingbird
That was a good question, so........
If you could be in any book what book would it be?
real answer - To Kill a Mockingbird
That was a good question, so........
If you could be in any book what book would it be?
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It would be easy to say happy for five minutes then die, but death is too final.
It is a tough choice but I would rather be sad for the rest of my life. (Anger would seem as though someone else decided my destiny.)
Those thoughts depress me, so something happier.
What would drive you crazier; being tickled or squirted with ice cold water from a garden hose? (a choice of two funny thinks, well to the rest of us it would be funny)
It is a tough choice but I would rather be sad for the rest of my life. (Anger would seem as though someone else decided my destiny.)
Those thoughts depress me, so something happier.
What would drive you crazier; being tickled or squirted with ice cold water from a garden hose? (a choice of two funny thinks, well to the rest of us it would be funny)
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Pegasus. I think unicorns are to picky. They only accept virgins.
coffee? with creame and sugar or black and bitter?
coffee? with creame and sugar or black and bitter?
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Lassie. I still cry when I see it. (I'm not crying, really, I just have something in my eye.)
What is your favorite type of cat? (dead is NOT an acceptable answer)
What is your favorite type of cat? (dead is NOT an acceptable answer)
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I'm often wrong and sometimes very wrong, but I see no one behind me so I win.
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I'd love to have a drink. I give you one free get out of nightmare card usable to stop that next really bad dream. You deserve only good dreams.