Santa's elves.
swimming or jogging?
If you two lovely ladies are going to fight, I'll just sit back hear and watch. Do you need any jello?
Hello lovely lady. I do feel a little bad about having to beat you again, but you wouldn't want me to let you win.
waffles and chicken
policeman or fireman?
Fried Rice (I eat it every chance) Watashi wa gohan ga daisuki!!
What is the most important personality trait you look for in a friend?
Space is our destiny.
When was the last time you hugged someone?
“Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.”
Oh no, my good friend. There will be a day when I won't return, but that day is not nigh yet.
Till my brain is mush and my thoughts too bizarre, I'll be behind you. On that you can bet.
root beer float
drama or comedy?
As Albert Einstein said, “Intelligent life on other planets? I'm not even sure there is on earth!”
Yes, there is life on other planets. With all the billions of different stars in our galaxy and all the billions of other galaxies, if our planet were the only one to have life, wouldn't that be an awful waste of space?
If you got a billion dollars next week, what would be the first thing you would want to buy that you couldn't right now?
snowwoman
excitement of youth or wisdom of age?
Go polish your horn, little filly.
I'm at the end. I win.
I'm only doing my job. I am only a pundit of life practicing my punditry.
A pundit must pun or they have no fun.
I'm almost done. I look around , I won.
Why is Popeye an icon of Thanksgiving?
Because he says 'I yam what I yam. That's all that I yam.'
You are like an egg. You say "I beat you" but the yokes on you.
"Ninety percent of this game is half mental." Yogi Berra
