Hate those restaurants, where you have to taste the wine before accepting the bottle!
Last time I went on a posh dinner date, I ordered Filipino-style roast pork belly!
As the waitress served our meal, I couldn’t help noticing there was no ketchup on the table!
I asked the waitress, “Excuse me, but do you have any tomato ketchup?”
‘I’ll fetch you some madame.’
Moments later the waitress re-appeared and placed a tiny dish of ketchup on the table!
I dipped my finger to taste, then turned to the waitress and said, “Yes, that’s perfect. Bring me the bottle please.”