I went into the bathroom,

And jumped into the tub.

I filled it up with hot water,

Then added my rubber sub.

To make it kind of interesting,

I added bubbly soap.

I imagined the bubbles were icebergs,

At least that’s what I hoped.

When all was set with my winter world,

I took my sub to play.

I traveled under the ice,

As if an Arctic day.

Suddenly my sub encountered,

A burst of natural gas.

I giggled and also held my nose,

For it was my natural gas I passed.

At that moment to my dismay,

Mom popped in to say Hi.

She got a whiff of my noxious gas,

Held her nose crying, “My, Oh My, Oh My!

She turn without another word,

Closing the door behind.

Since she chuckled as she went,

I didn’t really mind.

So back to play I went:

Is that a whale I see?

It spouted a column of yellow water,

But really it was pee-pee.

Once again I giggled,

As that’s what us kids do.

You should be thankful that’s all it was,

For it could have been Pooh-Pooh.

In time I looked like a prune,

My hands and feet all wrinkled.

I got out to dry off,

And once again to tinkle.

Now here I am in my room,

Snugly warm in my bed.

Bath time had been fun again,

Yup! A blast all said and said.