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I Never Swim In The Sea

Wet ones appetite.

I never swim in the sea
It makes no sense to me
Sharks and jellyfish
Could make you their favourite dish

I really don't see the hype
Or how that wets one's appetite
Jellied eels or Jellyfish
Certainly isn't my favourite dish

Now I may seem rather odd
But I really do love cod
Forget any of the dips
Us Brits LOVE fish and chips

I am also not a Mobster
But I once tried eating Lobster
Had no clue how to eat it you see
I left hungry and went for KFC

But sweet and sour prawn
That's a delight
With egg fried rice
Now that made my night.
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