Banned for dressing me up  
      Banned for not cleaning up your hairballs.  
      Banned for not "Policing his Brass".  
   "Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"  
    Banned for using his bass  
      Banned for having a baby face that the lady's love to pitch all day long  
      Banned for over-zealously banning people!  
      Banned for stealing Ginger gingers  
      banned for being a pussy....  
      Banned for being sychophantic  
      Banned for the cheesy grin  
      banned for trying quick draws on sword  
   You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan  
    Banned for stealing my reading chair  
      banned for being a rent boy  
   You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan  
    Banned just because I'm bored and felt like it.  
      Banned for Not showing the face in the avatar  
      Banned for wearing a overcoat in such a humid session.