banned for assuming I need supervision  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    Banned for using big words I do not understand.  
   You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.       Banned for not understanding big words  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    banned for refusing easter eggs to the needy  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    Nabbed, because I am looking in a mirror . . .  
      banned for looking so beautiful in mirror  
      Banned for being beautiful, herself  
      Banned because you are both so right.  
   You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.       Banned for impersonating Pop-eye  
   You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan  
    Banned for walking in dangerous places  
      banned for not all joining the SS band 'The Banned Band'  
      Banned because he is obviously under the minimum age, just look at his picture.  
   You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.       Banned for waving his fist  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    banned for being hilarious  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    banned for quoting me above  
      banned for not allowing me to quote a good joke  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    Banned for being so confused, that you think I have amnesia  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    banned for confusing your confusion as my confusion when the only confusion is the confusion that has got you all confused.  
      banned for making my head spin with that last post