Unfortunately Ms. Aries and Sweet Ginger got turn into cute little elvis  
      Fortunately I have the cure  
      Unfortunately it is too expensive and your HMO does not cover it.  
   You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.       fortunately roland has volunteered to pay all expenses  
      Fortunately, Dreamcatcher has arrived with cookies and tea for all..  
      Unfortunately Mr. Dream forgot the honey and lemon slices to go along with the tea  
      Fortunately honey and lemon slices are for wussies..  black..  one lump of sugar..  that's tea..  
      Unfortunately Anna forgot to buy the coffee beans and I came to the save the day  
      Fortunately, Anna was out drinking coffee with Dreamcatcher and Ghostreader cleaned her house while drinking tea.  
      unfortunately ad did but looks so cute in his mankini  
      Fortunately, my nanny cam was on and I have video of all of you going through my drawers  
      fortunately, for Ghostie (and probably all of mankind),  DC's nanny cam batteries died so he never got footage of ghostie in a mankini  
      Unfortunately Ms. Aries took pictures of the nightmare  
      Fortunately, Dreamcatcher did his laundry and the shirt shrunk 3 sizes.  
      fortunately, Anna fed my dragon too.  
Thanks :-)  
      Unfortunately AD's Dragon gets terrible gas after she eats  
      Unfortunately so much gas built-up in the dragon's gut that it exploded and sprayed itself all over everything and everyone!  
      Fortunately everyone was saved by Anna :P