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Unfortunately, the hobbit tosses a ring into Elizabeth backyard because the milk was too hot

Fortunately Elizabeth is sharp enough to toss the ring back, catching the hobbit on the top of his head

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Unfortunately, the hobbit grabs the ring and puts it on, rendering him invisible

The old bookshop owner had something special for Dave.

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Fortunately, Annie see all with her dragon eye's :P

Unfortunately Annie was away seeking fresh milk

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Fortunately, the dragon hadn't gone with her

The old bookshop owner had something special for Dave.

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Unfortunately, Anna's dragon heard the ring and thought it was the phone. 😉



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Fortunately, it was a phone call from the other side :P

Unfortunately, something from "the other side" came to this side.

The old bookshop owner had something special for Dave.

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Fortunately, the something from the other side was delightful.

Unfortunately, the call was for Elizabeth ear's only silly

Fortunately, the ape figured out how to tap the call

The old bookshop owner had something special for Dave.

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Unfortunately being an ape he couldn't understand the foreign language of the call

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Fortunately, ape has the Google Translate app handy.

The old bookshop owner had something special for Dave.

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Unfortunately he regretted hearing the translation

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Fortunately, the language was elvish!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Unfortunately, the elves were plotting to stir up trouble

The old bookshop owner had something special for Dave.

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Fortunately, the dwarves climbed their way up from the caves to save the day silly

Unfortunately, while they were out some evil ghoul blocked the cave.

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Fortunately, the smart dwarves had invented dynamite

The old bookshop owner had something special for Dave.

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Unfortunately they had never tested it before

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Fortunately, they got the right amount by sheer chance

The old bookshop owner had something special for Dave.

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Unfortunately, they saw Mendalla and run away in fear silly

Fortunately the explosion had already cleared the caves, leaving a happy ape with somewhere to snooze.

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Unfortunately the cave was filled with really super scary spiders that ate ape food.

Fortunately, the ape likes to eat spiders. 😲

The old bookshop owner had something special for Dave.

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Unfortunately these spiders had no flavour

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Fortunately, the ape had a selection of fine condiments handy to spice things up

The old bookshop owner had something special for Dave.

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Unfortunately they 'wriggled and jiggled and tickled' inside Ape

Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.

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Fortunately, Anna's Dragons had cooked them before the Ape ate them! 🔥😂



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana