You Know Things Are Bad When.......

You know things are bad when a lovely friend doesn't even tell why in the ER and why no water.

You know things are bad when A&E becomes a way of life (or life support)

You know things are bad when your office AC is going to be fixed on the day you are planning to work from home. 😨

You know things are bad when you miss being in the office to hope the a/c does get fixed.

You know things are bad when you need a walking machine to pretend you've had a long walk

You know things are bad when it starts pouring rain right as you pull into the parking lot.

You know things are bad when nothing can stop the deer from eating your favorite plants.

You know things are bad when Elizabeth can do nothing about those damned deer.

You know things are bad when your proposed solution to Elizabeth's problem involves venison. 😈

You know things are bad when you are too soft-hearted to shoot deer.

You know things are bad when you end up broke replacing the plants

You know things are bad when the last two posts are full of wisdom I don't want to know.

You know things are bad when you get posts (ostensibly medically based) which tell you how to live forever.

You know things are bad when people think you might be interested in living forever.

You know things are bad when they actually want money for the elixir that keeps you alive forever

You know things are bad when they think you want to crawl along with sticks and great walkers (called something else in UK).

You know when things are bad when Elizabethblack is looking all innocent like :P

You know things are bad when Ghostreader gives me such a shock. And all innocent I am. 😘

You know when things are bad when Elizabeth tells Anna about that one time at band camp last summer 😜

You know things are bad when you find out that Brian knows what Elizabeth did last summer. 😳

You know things are bad when Elizabeth won't give her version of last summer.

You know things are bad when Jim pretends he doesn't know about Elizabeth's version of last summer.

You know things are bad when Elizabeth wears that saucy smile.

You know things are bad when one wants to write something one shouldn't. 😲

You know things are bad when one refuses to overcome procrastination.

You know things are bad when there's no word from Elizabeth

You know things are bad when only one leaf is living of a plant I keep forgetting to water.