The limerick thread

Quote by AriesDragon
Paul, I'm so pleased you're back
there's someone to give Andy flack
and the forums need
more people indeed
to give them the spark that they lack

Quote by authorised1960

Quote by AriesDragon
Paul, I'm so pleased you're back
there's someone to give Andy flack
and the forums need
more people indeed
to give them the spark that they lack

Goodness but it seems I'm the guy
Who can make punches fly
Even of they're e-blows
They still land on the nose
Of the guy sporting that e-black eye!

Quote by authorised1960

Quote by AriesDragon
Paul, I'm so pleased you're back
there's someone to give Andy flack
and the forums need
more people indeed
to give them the spark that they lack

Goodness but it seems I'm the guy
Who can make punches fly
Even of they're e-blows
They still land on the nose
Of the guy sporting that e-black eye!

Quote by AriesDragon

Quote by authorised1960

Quote by AriesDragon
Paul, I'm so pleased you're back
there's someone to give Andy flack
and the forums need
more people indeed
to give them the spark that they lack

Goodness but it seems I'm the guy
Who can make punches fly
Even of they're e-blows
They still land on the nose
Of the guy sporting that e-black eye!

Oh Andy, I said it in jest
there is no need to protest
the flack that I mention
is purely by good intention
and by no means meant to divest

There was once a forum thread

It was not everyone's bread

It's called limericks

I swear there's no tricks

I remember this site is blue not red.

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I thought I will give this a go

And confess, I am not a pro

Try as I might

Can't get it right

It's best to stick to what I know

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There once was a Kiwi called 'E',

Who tried out some poetry.

She thought it was bad,

And not just a tad,

But it was quite the contrary!

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Look what I saw, when I peeked in

Could not resist to post something

Finding myself

Using my words

End of the line, last post, I win

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That same Kiwi called 'E',

Obviously couldn't see,

That the thread she had found,

Had not been put down

To make her seem more Funneee! 🤣👍

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There was a girl from Yorkshire

A wee lass asking to be hire

Begging at the door

Happy to do chores

Her persistent, must be admire

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Here I sit, singing to music

My sisters playlist, not my pick

A selection of beats

I dance to, in my seat

Guarantee, it will do the trick

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Sunday is a day of leisure

Starting with slow morning pleasure

Hearty breakfast

One cannot miss

Those cherished moments to treasure

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A pair of islands called NZ,

Down under, it has to be said,

Produced a young lass,

Who makes life a gas,

And brings joy whenever she's fed!

Demons can often be seen

Roaming 'round during Halloween

Their faces are scary,

And people be wary,

For demons are often quite mean.

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Green tea with ginger and lemon

Good for the flu, some will question

Better than coffee

No! Some won't agree

Still, a cuppa feels like heaven

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