The limerick thread

30 Dec 2015

Paul, I'm so pleased you're back
there's someone to give Andy flack
and the forums need
more people indeed
to give them the spark that they lack

30 Dec 2015

Quote by AriesDragon
Paul, I'm so pleased you're back
there's someone to give Andy flack
and the forums need
more people indeed
to give them the spark that they lack

Goodness but it seems I'm the guy
Who can make punches fly
Even of they're e-blows
They still land on the nose
Of the guy sporting that e-black eye!

30 Dec 2015

Quote by authorised1960
Quote by AriesDragon
Paul, I'm so pleased you're back
there's someone to give Andy flack
and the forums need
more people indeed
to give them the spark that they lack

Goodness but it seems I'm the guy
Who can make punches fly
Even of they're e-blows
They still land on the nose
Of the guy sporting that e-black eye!

Don't worry, this guy never bites
(Unless some nice lady invites)
And I'll never punch
That is, before lunch
Nor after, it violates rights

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

30 Dec 2015

Quote by authorised1960
Quote by AriesDragon
Paul, I'm so pleased you're back
there's someone to give Andy flack
and the forums need
more people indeed
to give them the spark that they lack

Goodness but it seems I'm the guy
Who can make punches fly
Even of they're e-blows
They still land on the nose
Of the guy sporting that e-black eye!

Oh Andy, I said it in jest
there is no need to protest
the flack that I mention
is purely by good intention
and by no means meant to divest

31 Dec 2015

Quote by AriesDragon
Quote by authorised1960
Quote by AriesDragon
Paul, I'm so pleased you're back
there's someone to give Andy flack
and the forums need
more people indeed
to give them the spark that they lack

Goodness but it seems I'm the guy
Who can make punches fly
Even of they're e-blows
They still land on the nose
Of the guy sporting that e-black eye!

Oh Andy, I said it in jest
there is no need to protest
the flack that I mention
is purely by good intention
and by no means meant to divest

It appears we've both misunderstood
Joshing that was meant to be good
Never mind, it matters not
Because what I've got
Is a helmet on under my hood!

11 Jan 2016

A limerick is this,
Written by a bloke called Chris.
I'm just kiddin',
Chris is a midden,
a total munter, can't even get a kiss.

Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=

27 Mar 2016

Such ongoing, veiled nonsense is delicious,
So far it's been contained while verging on vicious,
The transition will arrive,
The tone will deride,
As thinly veiled comments become openly pernicious.

14 Apr 2016

Peaceful times ahead at Stories Space,
A calmer, more pleasant place,
No more disruptions in the forum,
From people who have no decorum,
It’s enough to put a smile on my face.

04-14-16.

I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

1 Oct 2018

Since this thread has lost its way
and the protagonists are now at bay
I'll bring it back
and there'll be no flack
and that's the way it will stay.

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

8 Sep 2022

There was once a forum thread

It was not everyone's bread

It's called limericks

I swear there's no tricks

I remember this site is blue not red.

16 Oct 2022

biggrin wave

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I thought I will give this a go

And confess, I am not a pro

Try as I might

Can't get it right

It's best to stick to what I know

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lol bolt

16 Oct 2022

There once was a Kiwi called 'E',

Who tried out some poetry.

She thought it was bad,

And not just a tad,

But it was quite the contrary!

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

18 Oct 2022

cool

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Look what I saw, when I peeked in

Could not resist to post something

Finding myself

Using my words

End of the line, last post, I win

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dunno lol

18 Oct 2022

That same Kiwi called 'E',

Obviously couldn't see,

That the thread she had found,

Had not been put down

To make her seem more Funneee! 🤣👍

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

20 Oct 2022

biggrin

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There was a girl from Yorkshire

A wee lass asking to be hire

Begging at the door

Happy to do chores

Her persistent, must be admire

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bolt

21 Oct 2022

cool

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Here I sit, singing to music

My sisters playlist, not my pick

A selection of beats

I dance to, in my seat

Guarantee, it will do the trick

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bolt

23 Oct 2022

biggrin

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Sunday is a day of leisure

Starting with slow morning pleasure

Hearty breakfast

One cannot miss

Those cherished moments to treasure

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bolt

25 Oct 2022

A pair of islands called NZ,

Down under, it has to be said,

Produced a young lass,

Who makes life a gas,

And brings joy whenever she's fed!

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

26 Oct 2022

Demons can often be seen

Roaming 'round during Halloween

Their faces are scary,

And people be wary,

For demons are often quite mean.

Sonja did not have a cat. So why was this one making itself at home in her house?

Calico Cupid - Summer Love contest entry

The metal singer made Brenda an interesting offer, but was her interest in the music ... or him?

Heavy Cello Love

29 Oct 2022

cool

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Green tea with ginger and lemon

Good for the flu, some will question

Better than coffee

No! Some won't agree

Still, a cuppa feels like heaven

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bolt