dirt...
(I had to look up 'dirk' btw...)
It says I write like DirtyMartini...
Who the heck is that???
Mumfumbler....a "pseudo-profanity" often used by a former boss of mine...
It is basically a "minced oath" for a common cussword that refers to the frigging of the matriarch of the family...
Chocolate cake...
(If it is chocolate moose cake...my fave...)
Sports car or Sport truck?
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night during a show in a small town in Arkansas, with his dummy on his knee. He is going through his usual dumb blonde jokes, when a blonde woman in the 2nd row ,stands on her chair and starts shouting.
" I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a persons hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It is guys like you, who keep women like me from being respected at work, and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person., because you continue to perpetuate discrimination, not only against blondes, but women in general., and all in the name of humour."
The ventriloquist is deeply embarrassed and began to apologise., when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this mister, I I'm talking to the little bastard on your knee."
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