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Kiera
Over 90 days ago
United Kingdom

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For stealing a pork pie from a pie stall at The Western International Market.

Hey Shotgun
Fortunately Ajax is a fast runner and escapes after the first kick and only narrowly misses the manure pit.
Paul has all the complete box sets of Glee on dvd.
Unfortunately the bull dozer trips on a stray log and topples into the manure pit.GFBxZnkMzZMmortF
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When I was a kid, the other boys used to say the girls were yuck. I didn't think so but shut up. If one just looks at the avatar pictures of the three women directly above me, LaJumelleMauvaise, TaliaRussell and Kiera, it is absolutely clear they were wrong!! Wow! You talk about Babes! Woohoo!


I am sure the other ladies will agree that ur totally blue non existent avatar is beyond measure and I hasten to add if you make your avi Henry "The Hunk" Cavill..I call first dibs


That is quite a nice thing to say Kiera. I love you too baby.


ROFLMAO LOVE the avatar silly
Unfortunately he trips over Gingers foot and they both fall in the pit
By all means keep the line behind me keep coming forward...just make sure you all stay behind me is all.
Unfortunately you ricocheted from a random blast from the hose and were not so fortunate.
Some kindness in times of distress
Helps people under duress
Making them feel blessed
Stops them from being stressed

A kind word in ones direction
Can help stop, self destruction
Making them feel
Helping them heal

Knowing that somebody cared
To take the time and dared
Will help them deal
With something that's real

Sadness is depression
Sometimes desperation
When one can feel nothing
No happy sensation

Taking the time
To find out why
And what really happened
To make these people cry

Don't feel they are weak
And must endure them
Get them to speak
And help to cure them.
Unfortunately the force of the Fire brigades hose blasts Authorised right back into the manure abyss.
Hammer - a woman who runs a pig farm and mass produces ham
Unfortunately Authorised is still in the manure pit.
Speculate - Late delivery of ones ocular glasses and/or a really rubbish courier company.
LMFAO xo

Unfortunately Ajax thinks Paul was my saviour and climbs out and hugs him.
Fortunately Authorised's aim is off and he kicks Paul instead
Fortunately Rascal also owns a cow farm and can help alleviate Authorised's itching.

Music is love to the heart
Musical talent is a fine art
I can play the cello
When I feel mellow
But sadly I cannot play the harp.
Roses are red
Let me be clear
BBC YOU SUCK
Bring back Jezza and Top Gear