When I was a kid I always wanted to watch Watership Down, I wanted to see it so badly and all the cute bunnies...Reality was when I finally got to watch it when it came on tv was WHAT THE HELL???? What kind of sick person thinks up a story like that?
I was utterly terrified and convinced the General was hiding under my bed because his body was never found, I don't think I slept for months...I will never let my kids watch it that's for sure.
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Kiera
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Quote by Tucker
When I was a kid, the other boys used to say the girls were yuck. I didn't think so but shut up. If one just looks at the avatar pictures of the three women directly above me, LaJumelleMauvaise, TaliaRussell and Kiera, it is absolutely clear they were wrong!! Wow! You talk about Babes! Woohoo!
I am sure the other ladies will agree that ur totally blue non existent avatar is beyond measure and I hasten to add if you make your avi Henry "The Hunk" Cavill..I call first dibs
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Quote by Dreamcatcher
Roses are red
From their thorns you have bled
Isn't candy better instead?
From a boyfriend named Fred
But Fred's got no game
All his gifts are the same
They're really quite lame
He has no shame
So look for a Bob
He might be a slob
But at least he has a job
Selling red roses to snobs
Roses are red
Let me be clear
No Fred's
Are welcome here
But we all like Bob's
Even if they are slobs
They are mass deployed
And thoroughly enjoyed
Throughout circus tents
Living free rent
Noses of red
Has to be said
One cannot frown
When watching clowns
They make us laugh and chuckle
In every Town.
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The first person states an unfortunate event and the next person says a fortunate response.
Example:
I say:
Unfortunately I tripped the stairs lastn ight when I got home.
Next poster says:
Fortunately you were sooooo drunk that you didn't feel it.
Next poster says:
Unfortunately I have to get up when he alarm goes off.
Next poster says:
Fortunately when you get to work your boss gives you a raise.
Lets start:
Unfortunately the raise come's with consequences that involve you handing over your chocolate delights.
Example:
I say:
Unfortunately I tripped the stairs lastn ight when I got home.
Next poster says:
Fortunately you were sooooo drunk that you didn't feel it.
Next poster says:
Unfortunately I have to get up when he alarm goes off.
Next poster says:
Fortunately when you get to work your boss gives you a raise.
Lets start:
Unfortunately the raise come's with consequences that involve you handing over your chocolate delights.
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Quote by ginger86
write a little poetry starting with " roses are red"
roses are red
you know it's true
i love my kk
and she loves me too
she's sweet and she's kind
and oh what a beauty
loving her is easy
her kisses are fruity
Roses are red
I'm hugging you tight
I love the forum roses
You know that right?
We had so much fun
Posting in it on red
Our poetry was legendary
So it was said
No forum decorum
Just so much fun
With me and my best friend
My number one.
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Very valid questions Talia.
I get the same thing on red site.
Its true some of my poetry and only my poetry is written based on life and how I was/am feeling at the time and needing to express my emotions, but none and I repeat NONE of my stories there are and the majority of my poems are pure fiction too...I think its pretty obvious the ones that are not as they are emotional and not sexual in any nature.
I am unsure as to whether I should be flattered or not as to why people think I would write about real life (personal) experience..I wont even use myself as a character as I am uncomfortable with doing so.
So why on Earth some think I would write about a genuine private experience I had is beyond me. Those who know me well know I would never do that, but still perhaps we should and could envision that they feel our writing is so realistic that some readers feel it to be so?
That's how I like to think about it and take it as a compliment.
I get the same thing on red site.
Its true some of my poetry and only my poetry is written based on life and how I was/am feeling at the time and needing to express my emotions, but none and I repeat NONE of my stories there are and the majority of my poems are pure fiction too...I think its pretty obvious the ones that are not as they are emotional and not sexual in any nature.
I am unsure as to whether I should be flattered or not as to why people think I would write about real life (personal) experience..I wont even use myself as a character as I am uncomfortable with doing so.
So why on Earth some think I would write about a genuine private experience I had is beyond me. Those who know me well know I would never do that, but still perhaps we should and could envision that they feel our writing is so realistic that some readers feel it to be so?
That's how I like to think about it and take it as a compliment.
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Quote by authorised1960
pity - 3.14159265359 cups of the beverage
regret - gret again!
reconsider - spy-on from the inside
telemarketer - one who sell televisions
cold caller - a chilly visitor
opportune - a song or music from an opera
inopportune - listening to a song or tune AT an opera
favourable - prefer one ball over another
despise - savoury or sweet bakery items made by Des
denial - de river in Egypt
LOL Love that one
Concert - a criminal with a license
Multi-task - Something men cannot do
Property - a cup of British tea (not that American green stuff eeeewww)
