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Kiera
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by authorised1960
Forceps - one more than three ceps
pistol -the price of peeing
total - the number of toes
spendthrift - money spent in charity shops
exorbitant - a former astronaut
taken - a poor relation to tae kwon do
Parent - the cost of hiring two of something
teacher - a lecturer on tea
parson - an average male descendent.
Love that one my fellow Brit.Burglarize - What a crook sees with.
Sudafed - A law suit against a government official.
Yawn - An honest opinion openly expressed.
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So, the way this works, is someone wishes for something. Then the next person says 'Granted' but then goes on to say something that spoils it. Then they make a wish and so on...
For example.
Person 1. I wish I had a personal chef.
Person 2. Granted, but all he knows how to cook is macaroni and cheese.
I'll start.
I wish I was on a luxury cruise.
For example.
Person 1. I wish I had a personal chef.
Person 2. Granted, but all he knows how to cook is macaroni and cheese.
I'll start.
I wish I was on a luxury cruise.
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Quote by CKAcresQuote by Kiera
CK suffers from Anomic aphasia, its why he keeps calling me Ginger
Kiera sorry must be an old man thing, love you sense of humor.y6NRQBEYSJcGTuVt
Both of these ladies understand klingon fluently.
Thank you CK, please let us know if we ever go overboard, Ginger and I can be a little outrageous, but our aim is only to make people laugh never to offend anyone ok. @ Paulus.Paulus is really a Borg.
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Quote by ginger86Quote by KieraThank you CK, I am an avid fan of the Ukulele...And Muse.
CK is a pig farmer and is the leading distributor of Canadian Bacon...He is also a strict vegetarian.
my kk can really microwave the perfect pizza
Woman, Don't start on my pizza here, I've got a clean slate without that mean old skunk from red site casting aspersions on my culinary prowess 
Ginger taught CK how to speak fluent Ewok and is now teaching him Klingon.
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Quote by TaliaRussell
I really appreciate all the votes and comments I have been receiving, and I hit "like" for the comments. Or I think I do: meaning, when I go back and look, the "like" area is still blue, so I hit it again, and it turns gray. Then, later, I go back, and it is blue again. So I hit it again. So, are my "likes" registering? Am I overliking? How can I tell?
Hi Talia
Unfortunately you can't, you need to keep track of the last person you thanked which believe me isn't easy if you receive a lot of comments.
I know you are probably wondering why I am replying as I only published once here but I have published many on the red site...What I tend to do is leave the liking until the last comment is a personal friend that way I have a better chance of remembering the last one I liked.
That said though, I wouldn't worry about it too much. At least you take the time to like them which is polite and one can never be too polite imo especially when people have taken the time to read your work...It happens to me all the time that other friends like comments I made on their stories multiple times which appears on my timeline.
I don't worry about it though as I know its so easily done seen's as you say once you return to the page it doesn't show who's you have and haven't liked thus far.
Like I said I wouldn't worry about it, I have yet to have anyone complain to me that I have accidentally liked a comment more than once, the main thing is you take the time to do so as not all people do.
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Quote by Ajax
Ok, the idea is to supply a word(s) the supply your own a definition for that word in a funny, punny kinda way.
Example : Hostage - the feeling you get when guests won't leave .
Selfish - What they do at seafood shops.
Ok , there ya go have fun .
love that oneLobster - someone who throws poorly
Roman - Man who likes to row boats
Acre - someone who aches
