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Kiera
Over 90 days ago
United Kingdom

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Usually jeans or yoga pants and a vest top or my Hello Kitty Pj's
Granted here you go, life is according to The Coasters...Enjoy



I wish I hadn't just read my new book so fast now I have nothing to read sad
Granted - but seen's I don't know what you mean you hence forth have never done anything

I wish someone would give me an Indian head massage to get rid of my headache.
Quote by JWren
Likes to laugh, especially with Ginger, but not sure about her taste in music !!!



Pretty sure you'll like Gingers than lol she posted an Elvis song on ajax's wall LMAO.

Wren likes Penguins.
Granted, seems like I will be pumping stomachs all night.

Hi Wren

I wish I knew first aid and how to pump stomachs seen's its going to become necessary in the not to distant future.
I wouldn't put it out there If I wasn't happy with it tbh..I'm good with it but hope to get better at it, I am still a novice really.

My current one I am working on about Paulus, German sausages, measles and the zombie br'er rabbit hell bent on revenge after contracting German measles and choking on a German sausage. is imo the makings of a master piece..If I don't get an RR for it I shall eat my hat
Thats nice Wren, take that nice comfy chair their behind my throne.
Granted, Froggy baked it, I will be pumping your stomach momentarily

Hi Talia

I wish Muse would do a live concert in my garden.
My Ginger is my best friend, she is sweet, a bit nuts, dead funny and a complete gem of a person and I love her to bits.
Granted but Froggy can't bake one bit, I'd rather eat my own pizza...here you can have the brownie

I wish I didn't now have to call an Ambulance for Ginger who just ate the brownie Froggy baked
Ginger is a Belieber ..As a matter of fact she is the founding Belieber.

Hey babes
Granted you can now walk on your hands.

Hi Talia

I wish I had a chocolate brownie
Granted but you are self taught and get arrested for not having a licence.

I wish was a master ninja


Grr Paulus U beat me... granted but its full of piranhas leaving u fingerless each time you try to feed them.

I still wish I was a Ninja
Quote by Rebellious_Soul
Laughter- You can't spell Slaughter without it.


LMAO cheater

Henry "The Hunk" Cavill - One can't drool over him without watching the man of steel
Game of Thrones - unlabeled restrooms

German - a man who has the lurgy

Inkwell - An accomplished tattooist.
Tri-dent - something a person tries to put a hole in when hitting but fails to do so.
Etc - An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do.

Tears - The means by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.


Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
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granted. here she is




i wish I had more wishes


ROFLMAO A smart car with a mini boat OMG!!! I am LMAO here my ginger.

Granted, you get one more wish but you wish for me to be able to cook decent non burn't pizza and even god cannot grant that babes.
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Quote by Kiera
Not unless the writer is boring to read.

I prefer this to sleep to and find it far more therapeutic for my insomnia...I highly suggest people try it







It was totally, TOTALLY!!!! an April Fool's Day link.



Hi Gypsy

Its a good thread made me laugh...obviously I listen to Muse and not nursery rhymes to fall a kip too.
Not unless the writer is boring to read.

I prefer this to sleep to and find it far more therapeutic for my insomnia...I highly suggest people try it

Verily I do declare, that thou art enlightens ones despair. Because Mama says "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"