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Verbs, you whiny little...

Fine. Here ya go. Sheesh. Bro hug ‘n booty grab.

Hi Everyone! Gill, Rumps, LarBear, EB, DoubleD, RollyMeister, Canadian Ape Boy, and our 30+ year Ingrish teacher. Sorry if I missed anyone.

Any updates on Rachel? Damn. I popped by Red a while back. I hope she’s doing better. Any news on Tonya or Vanessa?

Only big news here is that I bought a motorbike. Honda finally made something I wanted. It’s not really anything classic or traditional. It’s more of a fusion of styles with lots of tech and nanny modes. It’s a Rebel 1100 DCT. Essentially, it’s a spirited scooter. Well, not really. It does do a sub-4 second zero-to-100 km. I call it my naked sporty cruiser. LOVE IT.

Like many, I’ve got my first COVID shot, but am now in vaccination purgatory. Got the Astra-Zeneca one, but with blood clot fears and short shipping, I wait. Can’t get another from another either. So, I wait.

Kids are well. My little boy has now reached my height. Buggar is only thirteen. He reminds me of both, constantly. The girl is becoming a handful. She is branching out. Becoming her own obnoxious preteen self. Thankfully, she hasn’t contributed to my early demise in the terrifying still of the night. I fear I may end up pleading for her to do so.

Puppies are doing well too. Both are almost nine months. After dental surgeries, spay & neuter, etc, were into both for about twelve grand. Ugh.

Bought a new 8-person tent. Pitched it in the backyard this extended long weekend. Simply fab. Laying on my super comfy air mattress as I type this, both dogs on and beside me, the boy playing some Mario on his Switch across from me, while my daughter Zooms some ballet online in the basement. Time to make dinner, I suppose. And then an early evening ride on my iron horse.

I still have no urge to write, but Verbs, I too have many coyotes near by. I’ll pee on your fence, any day, any time. You don’t even need to ask.

Take care you gnarly band of deviants.