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Grand Prix

“Okey-dokey, then, if there’s any common sense in the design of the enemy ship, I should be putting you somewhere in the Cargo Bay. Shouldn’t be a soul in sight.”
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Finding Nemo

Man One: Pain is your friend, your ally, it will tell you when you are seriously injured, it will keep you awake and angry, and remind you to finish the job and get the hell home. But you know the best thing about pain?
Man Two: Don't know!
Man One: It lets you know you're not dead yet!

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Quote by SilverArdorDragon

(Garlic is VERY good!)

Doesn't garlic keep dragons away though? Just asking...

Only vampire Dragons. lol!