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TaliaRussell
1 week ago
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Music, anyone? Active Ink Slinger
Nightmare (i.e. trapped in some guy's nightmare)
Accidentally grinding a spoon in the sink grinder.
Accidentally grinding a spoon in the sink grinder.
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Banned because -- well -- you should know -- and if you don't know, I am not telling you. (Crosses arms, crosses legs, gives stony stare)
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Quote by SweetKing126
Sure....and I am going to say Bonk too ;)
Wouldn't that ostensibly take it out of the realm of being an intelligent conversation?
But, ok - let's give it a whirl.
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Arrested for pogo-sticking over cars in the parking lot of Wal-Mart.
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As I was cleaning my car mats yesterday, this thread popped into my mind: I am freakishly clean when it comes to car mats. I am always cleaning them. If I get into someone else's car when it is raining, or the ground is kind of dirty, it always crosses my mind "how do they stand that I am getting in their car with wet/dirty shoes?" Signed, Anonymous 
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Yes - and - there's a lotta love going on in this thread, if you don't mind my saying so! 
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I thought I checked this before logging off last night, but now I see SG snuck in there. So now I am back. 
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Quote by paulus
Has a serious crush on Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Oooohhhhh! A doctah!!
Must have been reading my diary. My online diary. At TALIAItellitlikeitisRUSSELL.com
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I see that Elizabeth has been taking lessons from you in tenacity, Paul. Ah, well. Cheers to you both. 