Blue Steel
Mariel Hemingway  
      Nightmare (i.e. trapped in some guy's nightmare)
Accidentally grinding a spoon in the sink grinder.  
      Banned because -- well -- you should know -- and if you don't know, I am not telling you.  (Crosses arms, crosses legs, gives stony stare)  
      Arrested for pogo-sticking over cars in the parking lot of Wal-Mart.  
      Says beautiful things.  Writes beautiful things.  
      No sooner spoken than . . .