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TaliaRussell
1 week ago
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Ugh, I still did the last one wrong, using the last two letters, instead of the last letter. I think I need to go home.
Saskatoon
Saskatoon
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Tried repeatedly to make her own igloo out of icecubes while on vacation in Hawaii
Hi Kiera! Sorry about your igloo(s)
Hi Kiera! Sorry about your igloo(s)
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Banned for blaming the attorney when it was the cops' fault.
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Paul does rarely sleep. He is always guarding the end of the line.
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Banned for failing the lie detector test I administered remotely, through my brainwaves. 
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OK all you wiseasses, now I am in the right thread:
Yellow
Yellow
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It's ironic that
The bank drive through ATM
Has Braille instructions
The bank drive through ATM
Has Braille instructions
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Oops - sorry - on a break and looking at my phone - don't mind me!
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You people run amok when I am not here - no fair. I want to run amok too!
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Quote by ginger86
talia actually prefers chocolate milkshakes
Gasp! Scandal!!
Shotgun likes his ice cream best when it melts and refreezes
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Quote by Kiera
Paul has a tattoo of Dolores Umbridge on his bottom
And how does Kiera know this?
Shotgun hijacks pizza delivery cars.