Granted: but the wish grantor is dyslexic and you find yourself at KU (Kansas University)
I wish it was time for CAKE!!
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TaliaRussell
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Discombobulated
must be all those bieber posts on your wall
zany
DiscomBieberlated!!
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Quote by Circle_Something
I used to think that if I jumped high enough, I could land on the moon. I still think that, so I guess I must be a kid at heart
This reminded me that when I was a kid, I thought that the reason people could not fly was because they did not practice hard enough and begin young enough. I was determined that I would start as soon as possible, and spent countless hours leaping off an ottoman, furiously flapping my arms. I actually thought I was beginning to make progress.
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I have a ton of these, but I thought it would be fun to talk about childhood misconceptions. I don't think I saw a thread like this:
When I was a kid, I thought grapefruits grew in halves (I had only seen cut grapefruit). Really.
When I was a kid, I thought grapefruits grew in halves (I had only seen cut grapefruit). Really.
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That they are cats!! All of the above.
Was that cute of me, or a cop out?
Was that cute of me, or a cop out?
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I pay bills online
I don't write checks anymore
I love saving stamps!!
I don't write checks anymore
I love saving stamps!!
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I need to practice my hula, first. 
I know it LOOKS like cheerleading -- but that is why I need the practice!
I know it LOOKS like cheerleading -- but that is why I need the practice!
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Hey! What are you doing here? Don't you have a bugless island waiting for you? 
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Quote by rolandlytle
Trust me, you do not want to know.
Of course we do!!
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Hmm. Granted, but the fruit is unripe, the bugs are miserable, and you have a monster sunburn.
I wish for the fruit to be ripe, no bugs and no sunburn.
I wish for the fruit to be ripe, no bugs and no sunburn.
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If you want us to stop using Charles, you need to throw us more than DaBone 
Charles Nelson Reilly
Charles Nelson Reilly
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charming and interesting
(the person - all I know about the avi is that he's got one hell of a grand jete)
(the person - all I know about the avi is that he's got one hell of a grand jete)
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Quote by Kiera
Usually jeans or yoga pants and a vest top or my Hello Kitty Pj's
I love Hello Kitty!
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Granted: but what you now have to read is E.L. James' newest trilogy "Fifty Shades of Pink": her adventures in failing to sort laundry.
I wish my headache would go away.
I wish my headache would go away.
