Ylem-onion

Fire all who forecast weather

You know things are bad when A&E becomes a way of life (or life support)

Fortunately the dragons scattered until Ape calmed down

Lake-luke (just warm enough0

Quote by verbal
my imagination would be way worse than the reality,

Absolutely right, Verbal. Easy removal, clean scar. Sometimes we worry too much.

Quote by elizabethblack
hope the bullet hole just adds to your manly appeal. Some women love the look.

Mission accomplished. No bullet hole, no manly appeal. Only a narrow slit scar with stitches still dissolving. Some women did come crowding around for a look but my good lady soon sent them packing. Hee Hee.

Bard-bare (your soul or something)

Not only in the summertime

Unfortunately one of the tails wrapped around Ape's leg.

You know things are bad when birds really find their voice at 5.00a.m

Today is the day for me to remove the dressing over a small lesion I had cut away last week. (Results of survey early July.) But I think I'll leave the removal until tomorrow simply because I'm a coward, and I'm expecting to see the equivalent of a bullet-hole in the centre of my chest,

For a change I'll try the Earl Grey tea and look forward to a munch on one of Susan's delicious cookies.

Sociopath-umber

Wand-ward (been stuck in a few of those)

Ammunition for the highly critical

Unfortunately their tails were developed enough to give Ape a warning whipping.

You know things are bad when Elizabeth laughs when told of birds drunken songs--it should have been 'drunken tweets'

Paid-Laid ( got this a long time ago)

Delightful to hear such praise (undeserved when I missed 'Scotland'

Unfortunately Ape did not know how to bewitch baby dragons

You know things are bad when birds eat the snails and then start singing drunken songs.

Ochre-feral

Twelve Angry Men

Verified-ictus

Wall-Fall ( we call it Autumn)

Not as old as that

Fortunately there were enough people around to complain about the noise he was making.

You know things are bad when you think you can get rid of drunken snails

Unfortunately it was painful enough to make him roar.

Germanic-erstwhile

Play, 'As Time Goes By.' (from Casablanca)