Haul-Maul (tigerish)

Ingenuity-pedalled

Melt-Pelt (only skin deep)

Minutes stretch when we're apart

Unfortunately, with so much hair, the zip gets stuck

You know things are bad on the subject of plant-eating when snails are more voracious than deer,

Toll-tall (what some tales are)

Cumulation-icicle

You know things are bad when water is thicker than the blood you shed.

Thing is, everybody is caring

Fortunately the Ape is keen to demonstrate that he is not so senile.

Peal-Seal (a cute head above surface)

Wack-walk (a million miles for one of your smiles)

Unfortunately, you just need one sniff, even from a mile away

Flowers that bloom in Spring

You know things are bad when 'sad wisdom' is all you have

Dine-wine (Can't have one without the other)

2nd June 2022. A special date. The Platinum Jubilee of an amazing lady, longest living Queen in our history. Such an example to all of us.

I just realised that, as well as being in the later months of my National Service in the RAF, there was great significance in the fact that this was the time that my first real date with my dear lady occurred,, although we'd known each other since we were fourteen.

But the next few days will fill our minds and hearts with Queen Elizabeth II with much bunting, many street parties and so many words of gratitude for her long service to us all. God Save the Queen.

Meanings need to be clear

Tins-pins (and needles?)

Unfortunately, he lurks too well and no one kind find him.

Tips-lips (For smiling, or kissing, or both at once)

Topography-persuade

Gold is expensive, especially miscounted.

Unfortunately, all this playing around, everyone forgot about Ape

Lass-Laps (to sit on, or, if your fit, to run around)

You know things are bad when nobody listens to a word you say

Support for me is essential

Mets-mess

Artificial-terrain