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redwriter
Over 90 days ago
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Fortunately there's always tomorrow to raise your spirits---and hopes!

Settling in to counting the next 364 days but still want to celebrate so I'll have one of Sara's blueberry shortbread cookies with a large latte. Thanks for the wishes Sara. I know I shouldn't be counting.

You know things are bad when you've stopped looking for household jobs and your wife points out SIX!

I am deeply grateful for your recognition, Scott. I was getting tired of being 87. The cake looks delicious, and although I've just had a meal out with my sister (Traditional fish and chips served at their finest) I must still have a slice of that superb looking cake with a large coffee. I'm glad someone else is blowing out the candles, I don't think I'd have the puff.

You know things are bad when forget your own birthday, deliberately.

You know things are bad when a lady put her bra on back to front and things look better that way.

Movies, popcorn. You'll become fat.

( But maybe learn to count)

What came in the night was --April 1st--my mother's birthday, she would have been 116 and I can still hear her giggling when she made the annual joke, "I'm the April Fool."

So in celebration, I'll have a strawberry shortbread and an orange shortbread in case the cookie bandit returns. But with great thanks to Sara for risking her gammy (NE England word) ankle to ensure we are replete with her goodies. Thank you, Sara, you are a brave lass.

Fortunately the dragons appear to have forgotten why they were there