“Ronald Reagan has held the two most demeaning jobs in the country; President of the United States and radio broadcaster for the Chicago Cubs.”
George Will
Fog!
A little better dark mistress of stories.
Steak or shrimp?
The lasso must not work on you, dark mistress.
I win.
Made of love and kindness.
Some days are like heaven.
Duh.... one.
When was the last time you ate food that you hated because you didn't want to hurt someones feelings?
PEARS..... too easy.
Why does the sun go on shining?
Why does the sea rush to shore?
Why do the birds go on singing?
Why do the stars glow above?
Why does my heart go on beating?
Why do these eyes of mine cry?
No. I was watching you, watching me, watching him, watching you, watching me pick my nose as I watched the train.
Why do fools fall in love?
You need some glasses Andrew. 'Mr. Rebel' are you serious.
Or are you trying to yank her chain.
BTW I win
No! This is my place. No one shall beat me until I hit post.
I prefer my doxes in threes, but a pair is OK. Einstein once said "Paradoxes are only reality that is not easily understood, especially by the intelligent."
I enjoy the confusion paradoxes bring with them. Sci-Fi writers tend to use them better than anyone.
Buckaroo Banzai said, "No matter were you go, here you are." (Yes I know he's not real, but he's one of my fun heroes)
An interesting question about colors is what is your favorite shade of black, but I will ask an easier variation.
What is your favorite shade of red?
I would feel remiss if I didn't mention,
you are again not at the end.
For you to lose is not my real intention,
but as it is I again win.
Wow, I'm a poet
and didn't know it.
Yes.
When I was a young lad new in the Navy, I was drinking with friends in Orlando, Florida. We went to a placed called Nickles Alley. On Friday nights they served small cups of beer for five cents and at midnight the prices went back to normal for the start of a wet t-shirt contest. At 2am, I went outside and laid down in a friends back seat to grab a few winks. At 5:30am Monday morning I woke up in my bed in the barracks. I have no idea what happened that weekend except I had spent all my money (about $250) and had a bus ticket from Miami back to Orlando. I also had a hickey on my neck the size of a golf ball.
Have you ever dressed up as the opposite sex (on purpose)? Playing as kids doesn't count. Must have been 13 years old at least.
Jeans. I don't have the legs for a skirt, but I would mind a kilt. (check with Kitty, a real Scotsman goes commando)
whiskey or vodka?
