The man who drives the ice creme truck. (good question)
How many years do you want to live?
look ---> loop
That's me 'the loop'
Great. Lot of cowboy jokes lately. They have been great.
Don't ask for the impossible.
It's a joke in my family that all the boys are just monkeys with their tails cut off. The laughing chimp reminds me of home.
They say you never appreciate something or someone until they're gone. I know I need to show more appreciation of you because you were greatly missed.
Welcome back dear Dave. I guess during your absence you lost some of your observational skills. Obviously you failed to see me back here. That makes you a loser just like the rest of these young whipper-snappers.
It's Friday I'm in love.
Who was your favorite Who?
I wish I was stronger. Today I was weak and let the pain control my day.
Forlorn.
I was just thinking of my first true love.
Cheryl Leopard. She was smart (honor student), athletic (track team), and beautiful. She never believed how lovely a person she was, she listened to other people who told her she was not special. We were together for my last two years of high school. She was one grade behind me. I really thought she was the one until she had an affair with one of my best friends. To this day a part of my heart still pines for her. She was perfect in every way except she didn't really love me. I miss her sometimes.
Which celebrity do you find most desirable?
Thanks for all your friendship.
I did know better, but I forgot, I think.
I want to give our nameless Poppet one moment of perfect clarity and understanding. Then she could know how perfect and wonderful that we find her to be.
While you gawk, I win.
Yeah!! 400 posts!!! 100 more and I get a badge!!!
How sorry my life must be to be this excited about the number of posts I have.
I'm pitiful!
My first kiss was with Darline. We were eight years old and were playing house in her families storage shed. I was the daddy and I 'dipped' her like we were dancing and gave her a big smooch just like in the movies. We played many times. Thank God I never went through the 'I hate girls' phase.
My first 'real' kiss was with Pam D. (last name not given to protect the innocent) We were in 5th grade. We held hands for three weeks and I was in heaven. She was tall and blond and very beautiful. (for a fifth grader) She asked if I was ever going to kiss her. I told her I was so scared of messing everything up that I was waiting for the perfect time. (I had been thinking about her birthday coming up). She grabbed me. Pulled me close and kissed me. She was perfect. She tasted so sweet and as we hugged tightly I would have sworn I heard angels singing. We kissed and hugged a lot that summer.
Who was the first person to break your heart?