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rolandlytle
1 day ago
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There's a site on the internet
And it serves a hundred tales a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes

And there's a girl in this Stories Space
And she works 'takin' my place
They say "Rebel, draw a smiley face"
She makes them laugh and play

The members say "Rebel, you're a fine girl"
"What a good wife you will be"
"Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea"

Brandy wears a lovely smile
Made of happiness that's her style
A heart that bears no shame
She has so many friends

He came on a summer's day
Playin' lead as is his way
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
He didn't want to lie

The young man said " Rebel, you're a fine girl"
"What a good wife you will be"
"But my life, my lover, my lady is the stage"

Yeah, Rebel used to watch his eyes
When he told his many stories
She could feel the audience rise
She saw its stand'in glory
But he had always told the truth, lord, he was an honest man
And Rebel does her best to understand

At night when the plays close down
Rebel walks through a silent town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say

She hears him say " Rebel, you're a fine girl"
"What a good wife you will be"
"But my life, my lover, my lady is the stage"

Distracted you. I win
We do as we will, because we are free.
True knowledge illuminates and liberates while ignorance veils our wisdom and holds us in bondage.

Was your first kiss started by you, or the other person? (pets & family don't count)
Oh wonderful!!! I like being tied up. Do you have a whip too?

As you freeze, shocked and dismayed at my depravity, I move on by to be at the end. I WIN!

Food, I hope!
Actually I'm going to treat myself. I'm fixing a Chef’s salad, with thin strips of smoked ham, baby tomatoes, sliced cucumbers, a half of a hard-boiled egg on a bed of crisp lettuce leaves and topped with crumbled Roquefort cheese plus a bit of watercress. Does that sound yummy?




On the salad front, what is your favorite salad dressing?
Did laundry and found twenty two cents. Can you buy anything for twenty two cents? If I find about a quarter every time I do laundry, in about ten weeks I will be able to buy a pack of cigarettes. Things are to damn expensive. I went to a dollar store last week and bought a pack of four ink pens. They charged me two dollars. It was marked two dollars, but I thought it was a dollar store. I asked them if I could just buy two of the four pens for a dollar. They called me a senile old shithead, told me I was a troublemaker, and threw me out. Shouldn't the store be called a two-dollar store. I don't understand.

“Ronald Reagan has held the two most demeaning jobs in the country; President of the United States and radio broadcaster for the Chicago Cubs.”
George Will
SyFy isn't as good as it used to be, but I have to take SyFy.
Unless Iron Chef is on. Iron Chef is saiyūshū (the best).




Star Trek with William Shatner or Star Trek with Chris Pine?
Buttermilk Pancakes with bacon bits and real maple syrup.





Musical or action flick?
Gosh, you're right. I have no legs!

I'll teleport behind you with the help of Scotty.




"Roland, it can't take the strain."
Duh.... one.

When was the last time you ate food that you hated because you didn't want to hurt someones feelings?
PEARS..... too easy.

Why does the sun go on shining?
Why does the sea rush to shore?
Why do the birds go on singing?
Why do the stars glow above?
Why does my heart go on beating?
Why do these eyes of mine cry?
I like wolves, but dragons are so bloody cool.
I pick dragons, if they can fly.




Sky diving or Scuba diving?
No. I was watching you, watching me, watching him, watching you, watching me pick my nose as I watched the train.

Why do fools fall in love?
You need some glasses Andrew. 'Mr. Rebel' are you serious.
Or are you trying to yank her chain.

BTW I win
Most people liked 'Pouch' the best, but I preferred 'Jon'. CHIPs was a good show for it's time.




When is enough to much?
I prefer my doxes in threes, but a pair is OK. Einstein once said "Paradoxes are only reality that is not easily understood, especially by the intelligent."
I enjoy the confusion paradoxes bring with them. Sci-Fi writers tend to use them better than anyone.

Buckaroo Banzai said, "No matter were you go, here you are." (Yes I know he's not real, but he's one of my fun heroes)

An interesting question about colors is what is your favorite shade of black, but I will ask an easier variation.

What is your favorite shade of red?
I would feel remiss if I didn't mention,
you are again not at the end.
For you to lose is not my real intention,
but as it is I again win.

Wow, I'm a poet
and didn't know it.


Poor little doggie (or is that a rat, I think it's a dog but I'm not sure) got served.
Shazam, I win.