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rolandlytle
1 month ago
0 miles · Albemarle

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'Proud Mary' in my head - Creedence Clearwater Revival

I can't help it. I'm in that song. Really.

Big wheel, keep on turning
Proud Mary, keep on burning
Roland, Roland, Roland on the river
black cherry

A realistic story with a sad ending or a fairy tale where everyone lives happily ever after?
I'm so good at this game, I even beat myself.
I get a double victory!!!!!!!!

mischievous - definition - able or tending to cause annoyance, trouble, or minor injury

Why does a word that means harmful sound like a woman.
Ordinary People



"A little advice about feelings kiddo; don't expect it always to tickle."
Because is is such a good friend, I give him my complete collection of autographed sand fleas, but he has to get his own magnifying glass.
I pick happiness, but give me a few years and I might change my mind.

snow covered mountain or sunny beach?
Klondike Kat (from the 'Underdog' and 'Tennessee Tuxedo' cartoon series)



Klondike Kat was great fun. He was always chasing a French-Canadian mouse who constantly steals food and is as 'Savoir-Faire'.
"Savoir-Faire is everywhere!"
Why do you ask? Is something wrong with gravity where you are? I think everything is about normal weight here, not heavy or light.

If making bad jokes were a crime, how many years would you be sentenced and spend in jail?
I hope you enjoyed playing with the new puppy, cause it gave me the chance to sneak by and win.

I love them both, but a great apple is a little better than a great orange to me.

Coke or Pepsi?
You and your Kitten can play all you want. (I'm sure you don't mind that)
I'll just be back here watch.

Meeoow
"Brains" We be zombiefied!



Don't come back here unless you want to join me for dinner.
Horse



The horse is the one in the middle.
The other two are ass... isting him.
I'm sorry to tell you lion, but I'm back here.
Your not at the end, I am.